What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
Joke of the day
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
like this if you don't like school.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.