Leftist jokes
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
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Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.