Leftist jokes
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Community talk
Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.