Leftist jokes
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What about women's lefts?
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Labor party.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Community talk
Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.