Leftist jokes
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?
Well, he’s all right now!
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
Community talk
Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.