Leftist jokes

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.