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A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore

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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"

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Random guy: hi how old are you? Me:15 The guy: you're so young, age is just a number Me: do you know what else is a number? The guy: what? Me:911

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Donald trump will return to Twitter

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Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

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I would tell a Paul walker joke but it would crash and burn

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Captain America is a 106 yo virgin

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Breaking news (2020): depressed pigeon misses shitting on people

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You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.

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A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves

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You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark

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Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

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If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo

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I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake … It was a bittersweet victory

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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If at first, you don’t succeed… then skydiving definitely isn’t for you

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It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient. He was a great vet.