Phone Sex jokes

Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.