Phone Sex jokes

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.

Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!

Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

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