Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn’t tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.

What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?


Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.