Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
you
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
