Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
So a daughter asks her father "dad what is you opinion on abortions?" So her father says why don't you ask your sister. The daughter responds "but I don't have a sister... Oh"
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Having an abortion will make you so tired.... it literally sucks the life out you.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
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(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
