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Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Nurse: Don’t worry i’m great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:… Parent: Your hired

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

What’s pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her aborted fetus.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

So I was f...ing my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …

What is a failed abortion? Annabelle

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

What’s red, small, wet and crawls up your leg?

  • A homesick abortion

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best cum

hey,wanna hear an abortion joke?Nevermind,i can’t deliver it.