Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Nurse: Don’t worry i’m great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:… Parent: Your hired
So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”
What’s pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her aborted fetus.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
So I was f...ing my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.