Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

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hey,wanna hear an abortion joke?Nevermind,i can’t deliver it.

Having an abortion will make you so tired… it literally sucks the life out you.

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn’t tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.

What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.