Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

Nurse: Don’t worry i’m great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:… Parent: Your hired

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?

Chunky Tomato Soup.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …

STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT’LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION

So I was f...ing my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her

Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best c..

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.