Abortion Jokes

Neon Lights

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Miguel

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Anonymous

What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

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Anonymous
in Worse

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

Anonymous

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

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Harry Hardnut

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

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Anonymous

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

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Person

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

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Why?

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

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Anonymous

What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson

Anonymous

(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

Anonymous

hey,wanna hear an abortion joke?Nevermind,i can’t deliver it.

Jokes4Days

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

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Sarah Silverman

Having an abortion will make you so tired… it literally sucks the life out you.

The Special

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

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Anonymous

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

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takshi

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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Anonymous

you

Anonymous

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

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Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?

De-calf-inated.