Funny

Neon Lights

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Old

Anonymous

What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

Born

Person

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

Baby

ABORTINATOR

I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort

Sister

The Special

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

Clinic

Miguel

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Kid

Anonymous

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

People

Anonymous

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

Beat

Harry Hardnut

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

Baby

Why?

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Funny

Anonymous

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

Sister

takshi

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?

De-calf-inated.

Beat

Hungry ham stick

Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us

Car

Anonymous

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

Food

Anonymous

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

Orphan

Jokes4Days

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Difference

Paul

What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?

With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

Baby

Zuchuri

Arby’s fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.

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