Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”
Nurse: Don’t worry i’m great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:… Parent: Your hired
What’s pink, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her aborted fetus.
So I was f...ing my daughter the other day and my wife walked in… I don’t know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
I can’t decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice …
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.