Delivery

Neon Lights

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Old

Anonymous

What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?

They never get old.

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Sauce

Miguel

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Kid

Anonymous

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you

Sister

The Special

So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”

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Inside

Anonymous

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

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Beat

Harry Hardnut

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.

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Baby

Why?

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

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Born

Person

Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday

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Suck

Sarah Silverman

Having an abortion will make you so tired… it literally sucks the life out you.

Worse

Anonymous

What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

Hearing

Anonymous

hey,wanna hear an abortion joke?Nevermind,i can’t deliver it.

Sister

takshi

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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Food

Anonymous

What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

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Delivery

Anonymous

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

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Orphan

Jokes4Days

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

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Baby

ABORTINATOR

I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort

Pizza

no name

Papa John’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em

Wife

Anonymous

My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn’t tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.

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