Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Abortion Jokes
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
What’s the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What’s worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
abortion, it really brings out the kid in you
Why can’t you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn’t born yesterday
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
hey,wanna hear an abortion joke?Nevermind,i can’t deliver it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
Having an abortion will make you so tired… it literally sucks the life out you.
So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”
What’s the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …
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All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.