Abortion

Abortion Jokes

Delivery

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Abortion clinic

What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

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  • Fetus

    Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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  • People

    Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

    A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Daughter

    So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

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  • Life

    Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.

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  • Abortion clinic

    (sorry in advance this joke is brutal)

    What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?

    The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.

    Teen

    What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?

    They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”

    Cow

    What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

    De-calf-inated.

    Abortion center

    I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.