Society

Society Jokes

Double Standard

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Orphan

What's the difference between puppies and orphans?

The puppies actually get adopted.

American

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

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  • Choice

    Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

    Climate Change

    What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

    White privilege

    A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

    Racist

    Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

    Orphan

    Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

    Gender

    Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.

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  • Orphan

    What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?

    Only one is wanted.

    Library

    I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.