What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
Flat Earthers
life would be so much easier if grass was emo
because it would cut itself
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
Humanity
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked
