I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say black paint anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall"
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
What does the initials ACLU stand for 🤔 American Communist Lawyers Union
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
modern feminism.
