Society jokes

There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.

Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.

Homeless people live on rocks.

Non-homeless people live in rocks.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?

The chicken is actually used for something.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What's the difference between bounties and orphans?

The bounty is wanted.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.