Society jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Is it so? Do people get freedom?
Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.
I support men.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.