Erection Jokes


I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.

in Doctor

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters


and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.


a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

Kiwi Keith

What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..


One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.


Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning

Benjamin Peter Neville

Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.


I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?

You get PRICKrolled.


Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.

in Pickup

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini


Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

The Anonymous 1
in Edward

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.


“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

in Politics

What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.

Kinda sus

She blew on it and it went hard

in Baby

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.


What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️

Sad and lonely

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!


What types of erections do skeleton's have? Boners.

in Bone

What do you call a skeleton's erection?

A boner.


What does general grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills? A fine addition to my erection.


So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.


Why did the guy take a bath cuz he cum and it was too mess