I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying “i’m on my period.” the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she’s done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i’m good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on …

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don’t be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection… i don’t have a Lamborghini

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️

So you can’t pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it’s your landlord but he’s naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.