When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
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Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
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One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
What types of erections do skeleton's have? Boners.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
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I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
She blew on it and it went hard
What do you call a skeleton's erection?
A boner.
