Erection Jokes

Doctor

A.satapathy
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When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

Bus

Anonymous
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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.

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Light

Kiwi Keith
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What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..

Period

Anonymous
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a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

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Name

Anonymous
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One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

Singing

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What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?

You get PRICKrolled.

Sun

Anonymous
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Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning

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Wall

Anonymous
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What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose

Brick

Benjamin Peter Neville
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Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

Pickup

Anonymous
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Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini

Man

Anonymous
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“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

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Man

Anonymous
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Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.

Difference

The Anonymous 1
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What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.

Watch

Anonymous
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I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

Puns

Anonymous
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What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.

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Baby

Anonymous
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What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

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Stairs

Sad and lonely
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What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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Suck

TrollGayFace
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Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

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Lizard

Anonymous
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What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️

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Following

Anonymous
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2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"