When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
What types of erections do skeleton's have? Boners.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.
Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok... what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose”
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
