What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don’t be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
So you can’t pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it’s your landlord but he’s naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.