What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?

An erection.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection”… But she did.

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on …

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don’t be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection… i don’t have a Lamborghini

“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”

“A broken nose”

What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an erection.

So you can’t pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it’s your landlord but he’s naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.

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