When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok... what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
