40+ Erection Jokes

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.

Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?

You get PRICKrolled.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Been watching Smackdown DVDs, and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

What do Japanese men do when they vote?

They have an erection.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."