The First Rule of Wank Club

What's the first rule of Wank Club?

Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you smooth-brained human. It's a Fight Club reference. They don't shake hands because their palms are sticky from solo duty. You're clearly the reason why warning labels exist on shampoo bottles.

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