Gang Rape jokes

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"

My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"

Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

It's not rape if you're both crying.