A Smoking Hot Body

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?

Cremation.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, champ. A "smoking hot body" usually means you are attractive, but when you are being turned into ash in an oven, you are literally smoking and hot. You are probably just confused because you have not seen a gym or a furnace in years.

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