A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
A priest is drowning in a river... A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says "leave me alone, god will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn't you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn't take them! "
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Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? they both start at 12.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
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Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
