Hairline Jokes

Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class

Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there

Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression

Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River

you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron's hairline look normal.

Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline

your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation

Your hairline is so bad its not even McDonalds, its Dixy chicken

i’m bald

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back

Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew

your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered