Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there
your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender
I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
you’re forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back
Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus
Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline
your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron’s hairline look normal.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don’t know wich Way to turn.
your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
Your hairline is so back far it became a case
your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River