Hairline jokes

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.