Hairline jokes

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.