Hairline

Hairline Jokes

Man

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Waldo

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

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  • Space

    Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

    COVID-19

    I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

    Cop

    Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

    Bob

    When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

    Shape

    Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.