Hairline Jokes

Kobe

Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class

Anonymous

Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there

Ethan

Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression

Anonymous

Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender

Anonymous

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Elena
in Roast

your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Big poes
in Forehead

I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

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Bguy_09

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

R0@ST_M4ST3R

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Anonymous

yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River

vincent age 11
in Forehead

you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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Lebron jehamez

your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron's hairline look normal.

Andy

Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline

your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince

The joke hurts right?

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation

Anonymous

Your hairline is so bad its not even McDonalds, its Dixy chicken

justin

i’m bald

Anonymous

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back

Balls

Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew

milk your hairline

your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered