Hairline Jokes

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.