Hairline Jokes

FAR

Bguy_09
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Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

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Baldness

Anonymous
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I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

FAR

Kobe
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Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class

Eyebrow

ThatOneKid
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I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing

FAR

Anonymous
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Your Hairline is so far back it left before your dad

FAR

Anonymous
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Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there

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NASA

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I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

Cop

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your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

James

Anonymous
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Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender

Scary

Anonymous
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Your so scary that even your hairline ran a way

Depression

Ethan
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Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression

Wall

R0@ST_M4ST3R
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I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Forehead

Big poes
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I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

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Forehead

vincent age 11
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you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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Roast

Elena
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your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

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King

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your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince

FAR

dark jokes
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Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

Behind

Andy
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Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline