Hairline Jokes

like it if you judge peoples hair lines

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class

I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing

Your Hairline is so far back it left before your dad

Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender

Your so scary that even your hairline ran a way

Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

A Karen is so stupid,she cant even cross the Hairline

Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline