Hairline Jokes

Anonymous

Your hairline’s so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there

Elena
in Roast

your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Anonymous

Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender

Big poes
in Forehead

I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

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R0@ST_M4ST3R

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Ethan

Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression

vincent age 11
in Forehead

you’re forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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Kobe

Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class

Anonymous

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back

Anonymous
in Forehead

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

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Andy

Even Steph Curry can’t hit threes from behind your hairline

Lebron jehamez

your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron’s hairline look normal.

The joke hurts right?

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation

your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince

Joker

Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don’t know wich Way to turn.

man child

your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it

Anonymous

Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo

Anonymous

Your hairline is so back far it became a case

hope it helps

your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

R0@ST_M4ST3R

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River