Hairline jokes

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.