Paul Walker Jokes

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Liam
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What is stronger than family.

The tree Paul Walker hit

Funeral

StretchArmstrong
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Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds

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Anonymous
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A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him

Difference

Anonymous
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What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.

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Anonymous
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Why did Paul walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt

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Shoulder

Austin Terry
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How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.

Common

Steely
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What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Difference

Matt “Squishy” Smith
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What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died

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Lossinthesauce
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If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands

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Anonymous
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racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died

Crash

Anonymous
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I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

Walker

Anonymous
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Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his

Difference

Anonymous
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What’s the difference between Nelson mindella and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

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Anonymous
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I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because was always on the dashboard.

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Straight

Anonymous
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So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.

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Sylar
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Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

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Anonymous
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Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Lover of ducks
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What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche

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bIgWiGwEeTaRd
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Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.

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