Paul Walker jokes
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.