Paul Walker Jokes

StretchArmstrong

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds

Anonymous

Why did Paul walker cross the street?

Because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt

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Liam

What is stronger than family.

The tree Paul Walker hit

Lossinthesauce

If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands

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Austin Terry

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.

Anonymous

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Nelson mindella and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

Anonymous

racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died

Steely

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Anonymous

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because was always on the dashboard.

Matt “Squishy” Smith

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died

Anonymous

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.

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Sylar

Paul Walker’s death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

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Anonymous

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

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Lover of ducks

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche

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Anonymous
in Walker

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him

bIgWiGwEeTaRd

Did you hear about Paul Walker’s rap? Wrapped around that tree.

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Anonymous

whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes

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Anonymous

Why did Paul Walker drown? Because he was to busy carpooling.