Paul Walker Jokes

What is stronger than family.

The tree Paul Walker hit

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him

What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.

Why did Paul walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died

If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands

racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his

What’s the difference between Nelson mindella and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because was always on the dashboard.

Q: what’s stronger than family? A: whatever tree Paul walker hit

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

He wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.