Paul Walker jokes

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?

They both died at 95.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.