Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

What’s Al Quieda’s favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Why were the Twin Towers mad, because they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

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I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night

The twin towers are like water bottles

it’s all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.