Twin Towers Jokes

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

Twin towers is on fire🔥

Terrorist is on a streak of 2

What did the north tower say to the south tower

Let’s talk later I gotta catch a plane

What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad

like this if you don't like school

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Id rate the food in afghanistan a 9/11 that shit was bomb

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

September 11 bring your plane to work day

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.