What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
like this if you don't like school.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
