Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

September 11 bring your plane to work day

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we’ll have to go through it

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

What’s Al Quieda’s favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.

what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀

“White people cant jump”…

“You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

i saw identical twins. i threw a paper plane at them.

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane