Twin Towers Jokes

Anonymous

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

Monkey Man

What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad

Anonymous

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

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Anonymous

When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

Twin towers is on fire🔥

Terrorist is on a streak of 2

Anonymous

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

Anonymous

Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam

Anonymous

Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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octavius

like this if you don't like school

James Johnson

What did the north tower say to the south tower

Let’s talk later I gotta catch a plane

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Funneh_Guy

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

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Anonymous

Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

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Bomb

Id rate the food in afghanistan a 9/11 that shit was bomb

Anonymous

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

Anonymous

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Korbin

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Anonymous

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

cjh

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

Anonymous

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Anonymous

up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11