Twin Towers Jokes

Korbin

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Anonymous

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Anonymous

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Smartass

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got fucked.

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aye

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

Anonymous

best friend makes 9/11 joke

you: hey my dad was inside the tower

best friend: im sorry

you: I always knew he was a great pilot

Gummybears

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

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Mixer Gen
in Common

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.

Hi

September 11 bring your plane to work day

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A pinch of dark humor

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Look! over there!
in Pizza

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

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Supra

What’s New York’s favourite game?

2001 flight simulator

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Anonymous

When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

Twin towers is on fire🔥

Terrorist is on a streak of 2

Anonymous

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

Osama bin laden

Lol. It was just a prank bro.

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why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.

what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀

Anonymous

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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Anonymous

What were the terroist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it we can’t go under it we’ll have to go through it

Osame bin laden

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

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Figgarette

Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.