Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.
What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through