Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

A receptionist at the twin towers order two pepperoni pizza’s, she was upset when she got two planes.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes but they all just crash and burn.

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/

They lost two towers.

My Dick

A guy walks into a mosque … then blows up.