Twin Towers

Twin Towers Jokes

North Tower

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

9/11 victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Dad

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Jenga

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Memes

Terrorist

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Chess

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Plane

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Pizza

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

    Mom

    What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • Morbid jokes

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

    Difference

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.