What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
September 11 bring your plane to work day
On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad