Twin Towers Jokes

Religion

Anonymous

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

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Name

Anonymous

When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

Twin towers is on fire馃敟

Terrorist is on a streak of 2

Plane

James Johnson

What did the north tower say to the south tower

Let鈥檚 talk later I gotta catch a plane

Difference

Monkey Man

What鈥檚 the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don鈥檛 know, neither did my dad

School

octavius

like this if you don't like school

911

Anonymous

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

Girlfriend

Funneh_Guy

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

School

Anonymous

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

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Lost

Anonymous

Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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911

Anonymous

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

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Shit

Bomb

Id rate the food in afghanistan a 9/11 that shit was bomb

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Crash

Korbin

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Finish

Anonymous

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Watch

Anonymous

Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam

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Gender

Anonymous

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it鈥檚 a sensitive subject

911

Anonymous

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Plane

Hi

September 11 bring your plane to work day

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Pizza

Look! over there!

On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Afghanistan

A pinch of dark humor

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.