Twin Towers jokes

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

best friend makes 9/11 joke.

you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."

best friend: "I'm sorry."

you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

like this if you don't like school.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

it was just a prank bro.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.