Twin Towers jokes
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.