Twin Towers Jokes

Religion

Anonymous
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Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

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Name

Anonymous
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When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

Twin towers is on fire🔥

Terrorist is on a streak of 2

Plane

James Johnson
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What did the north tower say to the south tower

Let’s talk later I gotta catch a plane

Difference

Monkey Man
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What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad

School

octavius
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like this if you don't like school

911

Anonymous
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I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

Girlfriend

Funneh_Guy
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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

School

Anonymous
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I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

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Lost

Anonymous
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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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911

Anonymous
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Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

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Shit

Bomb
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Id rate the food in afghanistan a 9/11 that shit was bomb

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Crash

Korbin
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Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Finish

Anonymous
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

Watch

Anonymous
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Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam

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Gender

Anonymous
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Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

911

Anonymous
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All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Plane

Hi
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September 11 bring your plane to work day

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Pizza

Look! over there!
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On 9/11 the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas, one came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Afghanistan

A pinch of dark humor
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When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.