Twin Towers Jokes

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them

What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

When you name yourself twin towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

Twin towers is on fire🔥

Terrorist is on a streak of 2

I screamed Jenga today in class where watching a 911 documentary

Watching the 9/11 documentaries just watching a kill cam

Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life

like this if you don't like school

What did the north tower say to the south tower

Let’s talk later I gotta catch a plane

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

Id rate the food in afghanistan a 9/11 that shit was bomb

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11