Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

Why were the people in the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.

I don’t like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers

whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f...ed.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

What is the dofference between mcdonalds and 911

Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

What is a terrorists DJ name? Osama Spin Laden Droppin beats like the twin towers

I don’t like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn

Why was the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

In America planes hit the twin towers. In Soviet Russia Twin Towers hit planes.

why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane