I love how in horror movies the person calls out, “Hello,” as if the psycho will answer, “Hey, what’s up, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out…

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?

Coincidence on 34th Street

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Have you seen the new movie Constipation? You haven’t? That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.