There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
Your forehead is so big megamind thought you were his brother
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
Want to watch Titanic? No, I'm not on board for it.
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
