I love how in horror movies the person calls out, “Hello,” as if the psycho will answer, “Hey, what’s up, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha
I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Have you seen the movie Constipation It hasn’t come out yet
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither it hasn’t come out yet.
Yo mama’s so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Have you heard of the movie “Constipation”? No?
Because it hasn’t come out yet.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells “Omae wa mou shindeiru.” The main character instinctively yells back “NANI???” and is killed.