What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
