Kitchen

Punk

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, “Hello,” as if the psycho will answer, “Hey, what’s up, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

Legs

Anonymous

why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

Puns

Anonymous

There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

Titanic

Jstrong:)

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

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Orphan

Safris

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

War

Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Chuck Norris

Anonymous

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Sister

Anonymous

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

Mum

demon queen

horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

Horror

Anonymous

I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

Constipation

Anonymous

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out…

Toilet

Jake From State Farm

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

High

klondykehomophobe

“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

Orphan

ur mama, oh wait...

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

Poor

no1

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Priest

Raven

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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Offensive

Anonymous

What is Steven hawking’s least favorite movie? Standing tall

Orphan

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Puns

Anonymous

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.