Movie Jokes

Puns

Anonymous

why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

Number

Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Jstrong:)

in Titanic

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha

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klondykehomophobe

“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

Puns

Anonymous

There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.

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Constipation

Anonymous

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out...

Punk

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

no1

in Common

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Anonymous

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

Roast

Use this roast.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

A cow

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home alone.

kojou

harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy

Gun

Anonymous

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉

Allan C.

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator

Allan C.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie

Not coming soon!

Allan C.

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Allan C.

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

irdk

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

PJ Masks

What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!

Gabe

There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking

It's called unplugged 🤣