I love how in horror movies the person calls out, “Hello,” as if the psycho will answer, “Hey, what’s up, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank…he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater…haha

What’s a orphans favorite movie

Home alone

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the Movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

I don’t understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?

Coincidence on 34th Street

why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

They Are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation? You: No Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!

Watches sad movie with family

Everyone else: Crying

Sister: How aren’t you crying?

Me: I have no tear left to cry…

Yo mama’s so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

They finally made a movie about a clock, about time