why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣