The 200+ Best Movie Jokes

why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha

“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.

There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.

Have you heard about the movie constipation?

No,Because It never came out...

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days

Use this roast.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home alone.

harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉