Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
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two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
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What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
Rock paper lesbians.
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
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im hertophobic- - aka im allergic to all straight guys
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
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What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
