Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.