Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Rock paper lesbians.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
