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Dad

help

Daughter: Dad

Dad: Yes honey

Daughter: Im Lesbian

Dad: Ok

Daughter 2: Dad

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: Im lesbian too

Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here

Son: I do…

Run

Anonymous

Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs

Dinosaur

JustinCase010

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A “Lickalottapuss”.

Time

Vampire

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?

Screw

Anonymous

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it’s all tongue and groove…

Feminist

Kuakington

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently “in HD” wasn’t a good answer.

Finger

Anonymous

What’s a lesbians favorite type of food?

Finger-Food

Favorite

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeball

Eating

Anonymous

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? – They’re always eating out.

… and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

Rock

Anonymous

Rock paper lesbians.

Adoption

no

two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?

because it heard one say i’m gonna eat that pussy

Difference

Jessie Mares

What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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German

D......fickenkid

What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.

Guy

a nonbinary trashcan

im hertophobic-

aka im allergic to all straight guys

Guy

Anonymous

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

  1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
  2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
  3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

Time

Lane

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? “Same time next month?”

Eating

Jake B.

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus

Puns

Reaperlord2351

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!

Girl

suiside_jennica

i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: “so u like girls” i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??

Someone

Anonymous

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual

The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard

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