Lesbian Jokes

Daughter: Dad

Dad: Yes honey

Daughter: Im Lesbian

Dad: Ok

Daughter 2: Dad

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: Im lesbian too

Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here

Son: I do...

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?

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two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?

because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy

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Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

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What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN