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Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently “in HD” wasn’t a good answer.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeball

Daughter: Dad

Dad: Yes honey

Daughter: Im Lesbian

Dad: Ok

Daughter 2: Dad

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: Im lesbian too

Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here

Son: I do…

What’s a lesbians favorite type of food?

Finger-Food

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? – They’re always eating out.

… and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

“See you next month.”

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? “Same time next month?”

What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire. Same time next month.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

  • lickalotofpuss

two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?

because it heard one say i’m gonna eat that p....

Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur

Lickalotopuss

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it’s all tongue and groove…

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: lickalotofpus

Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes