Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs

what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? same time next month?

What’s a lesbians favorite type of food?

Finger-Food

Daughter: Dad

Dad: Yes honey

Daughter: Im Lesbian

Dad: Ok

Daughter 2: Dad

Dad: Yes?

Daughter 2: Im lesbian too

Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here

Son: I do…

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? “Same time next month?”

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? – They’re always eating out.

… and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

“See you next month.”

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire. Same time next month.

two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?

because it heard one say i’m gonna eat that p....

Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: lickalotofpus

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

  • lickalotofpuss

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Licka-lotta-puss.

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodgeball

Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes

What is a lesbian’s favorite potato chip flavor?

P... Cocktail.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss

ur dad lesbian

Ur sister a mister

Ur family tree LGBT

Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion

Oliver savage and Jack savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian

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