Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Daughter 2: Dad
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do…
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? – They’re always eating out.
… and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i’m gonna eat that p....
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.