Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
Children should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
What's a lesbians favorite type of food?
Finger-Food
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
Rock paper lesbians.
What do you call a German lesbian? A krautmuncher.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other? Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
