Border jokes
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.