Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
what do you call a group of jumping mexicans?
border hoppers LMAO
why do Mexicans eat tacos because there border hopers
Are you a border cause I can't get over you.
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Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in
What's a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What do you call a Mexican's prison
The border
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
