Border jokes
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.