Border Jokes


Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.

in Mexico

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.


How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only Juan.


What's a mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.


My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)

in German

A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting.


Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.


Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"


Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

big papi
in Yo mama

yo mama so fat she crosses every border

in Animal

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Really pattyrat
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat trump built a wall around her and not the border


How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.


What’s a Mexicans favorite sport?



Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall

in Flat

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

big papi
in Yo mama

Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders

short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border


Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??

A: On the border