Border jokes
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico? Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I'm illegal.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?