Cross

Anonymous

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.

German

Lily

A German went to France for holiday and here is the scene, French border staff: Occupation? German: No, no, no, just visiting.

Draw

Anonymous

What’s a mexican’s least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

Cross

Adv3nt

Why don’t mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says “No Trespassing”

Egg

Anonymous

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

Poor

OreoFan

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

Mexico

Pieman_7500

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

Darkness

Db.

My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.

Restaurant

Anonymous

Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??

A: On the border

Flat

Anonymous

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn’t believe in anything south of the border.

Fast

Bigdaddy69

Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.

German

Anonymous

I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn’t see the border

Morning

LadyGaga

On Christmas Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap. Joking I know they work hard, they run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

Fat

Anonymous

Borders are fat

Prison

Anonymous

What do you call a Mexican’s prison

The border

Patrol

Anonymous

What is a Mexican’s only obstacle

Border patrol

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