Border Jokes

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?

Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only Juan.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)

My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or 2 about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.