Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
The first kingdom was quite rich and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy and sent only 10 knights, each with two squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.
The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
