Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
How do emo's compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
How to complement a depressed person: I like your cuts g
You are the reason double doors were invented
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday
