Compliment jokes
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
You are the reason double doors were invented.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
You're just big and good.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!