Compliment

Compliment Jokes

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"

The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now

if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....

elephants never forget.

A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"