Pilot jokes
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.