Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
