Pilot jokes

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.

"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

There were 5 people on an airplane.

1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world

The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."

"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."

The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.

The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.

The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.

Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"

And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?

The black pilot is still alive.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.