when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Guys, my sister's pregnant!
I'm finally a dad!
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
