when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…
When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it’s all relative.
Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
What do you say after committing incest?
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
Billy: I’m so use to having you in bed with me, I don’t know if I’m ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don’t worry brother, I’ll just be right down the hall…
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard