Use

Anonymous

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder

Crush

Bobby Shmurda

When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…

Parent

Anonymous

When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house

Sister

Anonymous

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Sister

Anonymous

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

People

Anonymous

Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it’s all relative.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.

Girl

Alabama Boy

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

Licking

Jonboy

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

Alabama

Anonymous

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

Ex

Anonymous

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

Daddy

Anonymous

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

Sister

Dylan k

Guys my sisters pregnant!

Im finally a dad!

Family

Anonymous

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep

Sister

JT

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Alabama

Anonymous

Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.

Sally

Ken

Billy: I’m so use to having you in bed with me, I don’t know if I’m ready for this long distance relationship

Sally: Ohh, don’t worry brother, I’ll just be right down the hall…

Sister

Ugly Cat

Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.

Game

Anonymous

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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