when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…

When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house

i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

Guys my sisters pregnant!

Im finally a dad!

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it’s all relative.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Closer kin, deeper in !

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep

i hooked up with the groom at my uncle’s wedding

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.