when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it's all relative.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀
Father : I don't trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter's belly,. Son : But Paah you can't fire me. Father: You're lucky you're my brother too or I'd kill you.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
Closer kin, deeper in !
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
