Parent

Anonymous

When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house

People

Anonymous

Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it’s all relative.

Use

Anonymous

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder

4

Ex

Anonymous

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

Crush

Bobby Shmurda

When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…

5

Sexuality

Anonymous

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

Sister

Anonymous

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

1

Licking

Jonboy

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

7

Girl

Alabama Boy

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

4

Sister

Dylan k

Guys my sisters pregnant!

Im finally a dad!

Girlfriend

Anonymous

i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

9

Sister

Anonymous

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Sister

Ugly Cat

Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.

8

Alabama

Anonymous

Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.

Sister

JT

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

2

Alabama

Anonymous

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

Game

Anonymous

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

Girlfriend

Anonymous

Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.

Turn

Anonymous

They’ll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family

Pool

Anonymous

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep