when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder

When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…

When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it’s all relative.

Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

Guys my sisters pregnant!

Im finally a dad!

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.

Billy: I’m so use to having you in bed with me, I don’t know if I’m ready for this long distance relationship

Sally: Ohh, don’t worry brother, I’ll just be right down the hall…

Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard