So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…
When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
What do you say after committing incest?
The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle’s wedding
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now. He just moved back in with his mom.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.
So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.