when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder

When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…

i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.

So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING

When you’re f...ing your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

How do you circ..cise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

Guys my sisters pregnant!

Im finally a dad!

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

So there I was f...ing my sister and she’s shouts “god you f... like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness

Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep

Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that


So a daughter goes to her dad and says “daddy can I borrow the car?” He the tells her “you know what to do”. So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust and says “ugh tastes like shit” her dad then said “damn I forgot your brother took the car”

When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house

The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama

So I heard Kenny’s mom got moved to a nursing home. He’ll probably leave her alone now. He doesn’t eat vegetables.