when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
When meeting her parents don't require you to leave the house
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it's all relative.
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Father : I don't trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter's belly,. Son : But Paah you can't fire me. Father: You're lucky you're my brother too or I'd kill you.
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
