when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
When meeting her parents don't require you to leave the house
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled...
What do incest families do on Halloween?
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in alabama
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
What do you say after committing incest?
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?