When meeting her parents don’t require you to leave the house
Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it’s all relative.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
When your crush walks in class but youre homeschooled…
The sexual shout “Yes Daddy” probably originated in alabama
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mom: Shut up and keep licking.
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Guys my sisters pregnant!
Im finally a dad!
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
Ancestry.com is spelt with an “I” in Alabama.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
What do you say after committing incest?
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Only one of Kenny’s girlfriends has ever said he’s good in bed. But she has to. She’s his mom.
They’ll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep