Rape

Rape Jokes

Fantasy

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

Men

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

Alien

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Marriage

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

Rapist

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

Victim

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

Celebrity

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Dad

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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  • Sister

    So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

    Woman

    I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

    Short jokes

    Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

    Bill Cosby

    What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

    Advice

    I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

    Matter

    We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

    Unless you're being raped by a clown.

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