Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying rape you? Rub it
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity… She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"