Rape Jokes

Kate

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity… She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Anonymous

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn’t get consent he just uses the force.

billy teh noot

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Anonymous
in Puns

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Anonymous

“Wanna play the rape game?”

“No!!!”

“That’s the spirit!”

Anonymous

Like if you think rape jokes are funny

Anonymous

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

ya boi

I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims

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Alexis

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn’t stand a chance against both of us

My name is Dade

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

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Anonymous

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

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ya boi

it’s not rape if you’re both crying

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Philthy

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .

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Tanner

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

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Anonymous

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

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Anonymous

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says “your getting laid tonight” She replies “what are you some sort of psychic” He says “No i’m just stronger than you”.

WTF

I got raped by my therapist… now I know where the name comes from!

Anonymous

I’m not looking for consent, I’m looking for cooperation!

Anonymous

Bill Cosby on rape: “But, I heard, ‘my body, my choice’”

Anonymous

_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.

____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.

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