What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

Like if you think rape jokes are funny

“Wanna play the rape game?”

“No!!!”

“That’s the spirit!”

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn’t stand a chance against both of us

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says “your getting laid tonight” She replies “what are you some sort of psychic” He says “No i’m just stronger than you”.

I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that’s why it’s so hard to identify the rapist.

No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes

_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.

____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

Roses are red Violets are blue We’re gonna make love Because I’m stronger than you

The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

Q:what’s the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn’t wake up

I got raped by my therapist… now I know where the name comes from!