Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped