Rape jokes

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!