Rape jokes

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

It's not rape if you're both crying.

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.