What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn’t stand a chance against both of us

The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says “your getting laid tonight” She replies “what are you some sort of psychic” He says “No i’m just stronger than you”.

I’m so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.

According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

If you’re ever bored, just rape an orphan! What’re the gonna do, tell their parents?

How do you keep a mute women you’ve raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

Q:what’s the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn’t wake up

What’s worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else’s semen in your mom’s corpse.

fila is a cool brand. I fila cock in my ass

I saw a guy raping a girl in the park so I decided to help. She didn’t stand a chance against the two of us.

Things said by racist aliens:

“Some of my best friends are Green.”

“I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship.”

“You’re very pretty for a Purple girl.”

“We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!”

“Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people.”

“You 2-headed people are so stupid!”

“No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes.”

“Get the hell out of my store you grigger!”

“The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let’s burn some spaceships on the Greenies’ lawns!”

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