Rape Jokes

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"