What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says “your getting laid tonight” She replies “what are you some sort of psychic” He says “No i’m just stronger than you”.

The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn’t stand a chance against both of us

According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

Q:what’s the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn’t wake up

my friend Jackson Huge-T get raped by Huge-D’s

What’s worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else’s semen in your mom’s corpse.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.

I’m so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.

How do you keep a mute women you’ve raped from telling on you?

By cutting off her fingers.

The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.

Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.

One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!

He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!

Coach said to himself, “I got to have this guy. He’s got the best arm I’ve ever seen!”

He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.

The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.

“Mother,” he yells over the phone, “We just won the Super Bowl!”

“Don’t talk to me,” the woman says. “You abandoned us. You can’t be my son.”

The young Iraqi begs, “Mom, you don’t understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!”

“I don’t care,” his mother snaps. “Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped.”

Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit.

Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle

If you’re ever bored, just rape an orphan! What’re the gonna do, tell their parents?

I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway,i decided to help…she doesn’t stand a chance between us.

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