I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying rape you? Rub it
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
what can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"it will be over soon"
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
