People

billy teh noot

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

Fat

Anonymous

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic

Funny

Anonymous

Like if you think rape jokes are funny

Game

Anonymous

“Wanna play the rape game?”

“No!!!”

“That’s the spirit!”

Puns

Anonymous

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

7

Girl

Alexis

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn’t stand a chance against both of us

9

Ugliness

Anonymous

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

2

Woman

Tanner

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

5

Ear

My name is Dade

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

5

Don

Philthy

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .

2

Girl

Anonymous

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says “your getting laid tonight” She replies “what are you some sort of psychic” He says “No i’m just stronger than you”.

Night

ya boi

I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims

1

Kiss

Versace_Scar

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that’s why it’s so hard to identify the rapist.

7

Means

Anonymous

No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes

4

Bank

Anonymous

_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.

____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.

2

Minor

Anonymous

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

5

Blue

Andrei

Roses are red Violets are blue We’re gonna make love Because I’m stronger than you

1

Glass

Anonymous

The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

6

Virgin

Anonymous

Q:what’s the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn’t wake up

4

Name

WTF

I got raped by my therapist… now I know where the name comes from!