I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Rape Jokes
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
