To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What is Stephen Hawking' favourite song
Head shoulders screws and bolts
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
