Wheelchair Jokes

Anonymous

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back

Anonymous

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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Anonymous

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.

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MajorOstrich

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

Anonymous

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.

“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.

“Boxing?”

“No, … hurdles.”

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Anonymous

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.

Anonymous
in Offensive

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

Anonymous

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.

Hardlynkrmalp5
in Dark Humor

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league

CallOfMontage

Why do people on a wheelchair make bad jokes ? Because they are bad at stand up.

Anonymous

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

President Lincoln

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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Anonymous

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I’m blind. Exactly

Anonymous
in Offensive

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

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Anonymous
in Priest

Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.

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Quadrinhos.toscos @insta
  • Mommy, i want a bicycle !!
  • Shut up Sam! You’ve already have your wheelchair!
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Anonymous

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.

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Anonymous

my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time