Girlfriend
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Why do people on a wheelchair make bad jokes ? Because they are bad at stand up.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball
rocket league
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.