One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Why do people on a wheelchair make bad jokes ? Because they are bad at stand up.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
