My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
Wheelchair Jokes
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“Boxing?”
“No, … hurdles.”
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.
whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball
rocket league
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league
Why do people on a wheelchair make bad jokes ? Because they are bad at stand up.
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I’m blind. Exactly
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !!
- Shut up Sam! You’ve already have your wheelchair!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time