Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful f...er just sat in his wheelchair and cried
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“No, … hurdles.”
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can’t even stand up for themselves
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
You’d think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no… oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all they can’t stand up for themselves