To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. “What happened to your face?” I asked.
“I’m a Paralympian,” he replied.
“No, … hurdles.”
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? – The wheelchair.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair…
- Mommy, i want a bicycle !!
- Shut up Sam! You’ve already have your wheelchair!
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they’re arms don’t get tired…
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender