Wheelchair Jokes

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair

Guess who came crawling back

I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? RC-XD incoming.

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

Why do people on a wheelchair make bad jokes ? Because they are bad at stand up.

My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly

whats it called if u give a kid in a wheelchair a ball

rocket league

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"

- Mommy, i want a bicycle !! - Shut up Sam! You've already have your wheelchair!

When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.