Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

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I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

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Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels