White people jokes
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.