"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
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What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
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So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
Why do white people carry confederate flags? To remind us that they are losers.
Q: what do u call white people on a black bus?
A:orea
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What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people? One runs from the police one runs for the police
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why do white people own a lot of pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
White people cant jump”.... “You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11”
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
