"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
Who said white people cant jump? Look at the footage from 9/11
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
White people can't say the N word but at least they can say "Thanks for the warning officer" and "Hi dad"
white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives
Why do white people own a lot of pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why do white people carry confederate flags? To remind us that they are losers.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison? How rare they are.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.