Hitler jokes
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?