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Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.

Hitler walks into a bar in hell, the bar tender asks “why are you here? Hitler calmly reply’s.” I killed 8 million Jews and 3 clowns.” The bar tender says “why 3 clowns?” Hitler laughs before answering “see knowone cares about the Jews! Why am I here!”

why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.

Hitler wanted a glass of juice, not gas the Jews

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler

How much did the haulla-cost

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!”

when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.

“One, he killed himself”


If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

What is Hitler’s least favorite month?


You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy

What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven

What car does Hitler drive?

A fuhrerri.

Hitler was a dic-Tator

Why did Hitler yell so loud in his speeches

-He was führerious