If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles
How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
