Hitler jokes
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.