Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Hitler walks into a bar in hell, the bar tender asks “why are you here? Hitler calmly reply’s.” I killed 8 million Jews and 3 clowns.” The bar tender says “why 3 clowns?” Hitler laughs before answering “see knowone cares about the Jews! Why am I here!”
Hitler wanted a glass of juice, not gas the Jews
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
“One, he killed himself”
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What do you call it when hitler puts r.....s in the oven? Baked potatoes
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!”
What is Hitler’s favorite game?
What is Hitler’s least favorite month?
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy