Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something


Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler

How much did the haulla-cost

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!”

when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.

“One, he killed himself”

What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!

why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.

the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself

What is Hitler’s least favorite month?


When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?

How did Hitler tie is tiny little shoesies?

With tiny little Nazis.

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

What is Hitler’s favorite game?


Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes