Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.

Hitler walks into a bar in hell, the bar tender asks “why are you here? Hitler calmly reply’s.” I killed 8 million Jews and 3 clowns.” The bar tender says “why 3 clowns?” Hitler laughs before answering “see knowone cares about the Jews! Why am I here!”

why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.

Hitler wanted a glass of juice, not gas the Jews

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler

How much did the haulla-cost

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!”

when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.

“One, he killed himself”

What is Hitler’s least favorite month?

Jewly.

You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy

What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???

A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven

What car does Hitler drive?

A fuhrerri.

Hitler was a dic-Tator

What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler

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