Hitler Jokes

If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.

why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race

What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue

One come out the chamber

What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter

What is Hitler's favorite game?

Nahtzee

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!

How does hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies

What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler

How much did the haulla-cost

Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.

What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

What's the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!