Hitler

Hitler Jokes

Track

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

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  • Bullet

    What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

    One comes out of the chamber.

    Brain

    What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

    They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Woman

    When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

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  • Oven

    Nobody

    Literally nobody

    Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

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  • History

    Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

    Chef

    Q: Why did the chef get fired?

    A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

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  • Adolf Hitler

    A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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