Hitler jokes
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.