You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
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Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died Air
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter"
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
You know why they call me 007? 0 girls 0 chances 7 restraining orders
"Monica Lewinsky has went down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, dont'cha know?"
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.