What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha ching
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
yo mama so fat she can't go up the elevator, she can only go down
yo mama so stupid that when she went to the super bowl, she brought a spoon
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
Question; What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer; You say to her; "NICE TOOTH"!
A man's daughter comes home from school and asked her dad if she can borrow the car. The father replies, no its too late at night. The daughter says cmon dad. I'll do anything. The dad says OK suck my dick. The daughter says no that's disgusting. The dad says you want the car. You said you'll do anything. The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth. She stops and says eww dad your dick smells like shit. The dad replies yeah well your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago.
Ur mama so fat when thanaos snapped his finger she only lost weight
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboe’d 9 punched 3 and murdered 1.
. . __________
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
What do you call an Indian in a shower. A cleaner
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
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