Racism jokes
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
thanks for the information
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
BLM British Lives Matter.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.