Racism jokes
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
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Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?