Racism jokes
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
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Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
BLM British Lives Matter.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.