Racism jokes
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
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Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
BLM British Lives Matter.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.