Racism jokes
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
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What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
BLM British Lives Matter.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.