Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Racism Jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
BLM British Lives Matter.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?