Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
BLM British Lives Matter
They named road after george floyd it was a dead end though
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
