What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Q: what does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
"Knock knock." Orphan: "Who's there?" "Not your parents."
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn't have a homepage
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The mother board."
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home