Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home

What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?

“Let us prey together.”

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.