Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?

“Let us prey together.”

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball??

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.

Well im off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.

You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.

if your ever down one day just go to the orphanage and bully a orphan because what is he going to do about it he has no parents.

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted

What do you call an orphan with parents? Idk I never met one before Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were he said “I don’t have any” I said “wonder why” Another bonus joke: Me: hey orphan: hey me: what do you do for fun Orphan: look for my parents Me: me so their not dead? Orphan: no they just abounded me More bonus’s: what do you call a homeless kid An orphan last bonus Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home Because they can’t find one lmao this is so funny dark humor can be funny sorry orphans

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage and she burnt it down luckily she don’t have to tell there parents

The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.

Your dad is gone

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂

Man, don’t you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there’s no speed bumps here…