Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

I saw a kid crying today and asked them where are your parents… God I love working at a Orphanage

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.