Orphanage jokes

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?

What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?

A selfie.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."

Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

Q: What does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.

Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.