Orphan

Anonymous

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Orphan

Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Orphan

Dat fat kid at school

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Orphan

Anonymousness

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Orphan

Anonymous

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Orphan

P....lover

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Make

Mummy

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

Orphan

ButtersMuncher

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Orphan

deceased_orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Orphan

Anonymous

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

Orphan

Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Orphan

Konnor118 On Youtube

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop

The orphanage

Orphan

Boogerboi

Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted

Sister

Anonymous

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

Orphan

Outlaw.Kinz

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home

Priest

Anonymous

What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?

“Let us prey together.”

Orphan

Logan clark

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back

Kid

Kirito

Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.

Orphan

Anonymous

How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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