Orphanage Jokes

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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Anonymous

Q: what does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages

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Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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Anonymous

Why can’t orphans have a five-star GTA because they’re not wanted

Anonymousness

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

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Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

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Anonymous

when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid

Dat fat kid at school

in Orphan

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

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Anonymous

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn't have a homepage

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Konnor118 On Youtube

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

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Nexus

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.

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Germaine

Why don't orphans like to get lost??

Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.

YO MAMA

yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage

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Anonymous

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

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David Grimes

why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy

ButtersMuncher

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It's April fools day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

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Anonymous

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won't get bored there

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Anonymous

cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents

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Anonymous

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

The mother board

Kit-Kate

Last night I burned an orphanage there was one survivor who said I would regret it I said "What are you gonna do tell your parents?"