When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?

“Let us prey together.”

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.

Why are orphanages like dogs Because they get adopted

April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

if your ever down one day just go to the orphanage and bully a orphan because what is he going to do about it he has no parents.

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home

Why do orphans work boomerangs. Because it’s the only thing that comes back