Orphanage jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Dident come in a package
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.