What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
Orphanage Jokes
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?
April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?
A: Cause it don’t have a home button
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”
knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents
cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.
Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
why cant orphans be gay -they have no one to call daddy