What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

Q: Why did the Orphan get an IPhone X for their birthday?

A: Cause it don’t have a home button

If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

I made a website that helps orphans sadly, it doesn’t have a homepage

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Hi, Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage you make them we take them how may I help you?

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back

A orphans parents