Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Go Long or Go Home
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. The coach tells the kid to "go home" if he fails, but since the kid is an orphan, he has no home to go to. He's forced to be good. You're probably just as lost as he is, but without the athletic talent.
Standard Ostrich
fuck you