Black baby jokes
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.