Black baby jokes
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
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A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.