Black baby jokes

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?

When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.

Two Asian people have a black baby.

Something wrong.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."

Baby: "Lmao, same"

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.