Black baby jokes
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies?
A swallow.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?