Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on
Vasya2003
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher
Roses are red Violets are blue Lay on the bed So I can fuck you
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha Ching
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi)
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down Syndrome, I wanted my first time to be special
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried