Roses are red Violets are blue Lay on the bed So I can fuck you
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha Ching
Q: What do Jewish people and Black people have in common?
A: They have ashy grandparents
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi)
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down Syndrome, I wanted my first time to be special
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
My girlfriend called me a "pedophile" and I said "that's a big word for a 5 year old".
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with