Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on
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Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush
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Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
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Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers
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Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha Ching
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject
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