Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.