Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
Vasya2003
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What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.