Family Reunion jokes
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."