Family Reunion jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.
Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?