What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
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What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she works best when she is unemployed.
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
Chuck Norris doesn't need protein bars. He just eats his own shit.
How do you measure a dog's temperature?
In barking grade!
A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.
The teacher says, "Oh, John!"
John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.