Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
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What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
What is Uludağ made from? Dog pee!
What do a man and a blonde do in bed?
Sleep!