Angel

Big Boss Tom

Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, “you forgot the remote”

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

3

Watch

Kejel

My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: ‘You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!’

Guy

HERALD

Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.

Orphan

Anonymous

what TV shows orphans dont like? family guy

Adoption

Not a robot

A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it…we adopted you”.

Offensive

Anonymous

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

Minutes

panda devil

johnny was watching TV when you hear them say bitch and bastards so he ask hes dad “what is a bitch and bastard.” dad say “a bitch is a female and a bastard is a mail.” then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say ass and shit so he ask hes dad what shit and ass means dad says “a shit is shaving creme like what i’m putting on my face and ass is a coat why don’t you bug your mom.” so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuck so johnny ask his mom what fuck means mom says "fuck means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says “welcome bitch and bastard may i tack your ass” the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shit on hes face and my mom i fucking the turkey.

9

Wall

Grandpa

Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young

Sea

Anonymous

What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

Adoption

human

one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied

Hair

mr.squad

blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave

Ugliness

Anonymous

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes

Yo mama

Anonymous

Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

2

Son

Anonymous

My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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spicy

my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "

Yo mama

zach

yo mama so clueless she sat on the tv to watch the couch

War

Anonymous

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Orphan

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s least favorite TV show

Family Feud