So I was looking out my window this morning and I saw this black guy run across the street with a TV and I think to myself “is that mine?” That can’t be mine, mine is still in the basement shining my shoes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "

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