My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
one time i was watching tv mom: omg your dad is coming! me:omg really mom: sike i lied
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
your forhead so big i could use it to get free tv
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
your mouth looks like it came from the commercials
TV Darth Vader :I'm your father
Orphans: yea
What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911
