Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "

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