Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said “My favorite TV show is Vegetales”
Why is Ronan’s forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter’s ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan’s forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy