Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

What was Stephen Hawking’s favourite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said “My favorite TV show is Vegetales”

Why is Ronan’s forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings

Why is Jupiter’s ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan’s forehead kept it stuck in orbit

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy

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