My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
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Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:
Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.
Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive
Comedian : Im not tr-
Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?
Comedian : I-
Adiance : Now your acting racist?!
yo mama so clueless she sat on the tv to watch the couch
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
