GG Miller

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution.
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I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

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I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.

I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."

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I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

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I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.

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I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.

What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.

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"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

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"Say what you want about the deaf."

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.