
GG Miller
GG Miller
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
GG Miller
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
GG Miller
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong
GG Miller
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
GG Miller
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
GG Miller
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
GG Miller
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
GG Miller
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
GG Miller
Can February March? No, but April May!
GG Miller
Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."
GG Miller
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
GG Miller
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
GG Miller
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
GG Miller
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible." "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
GG Miller
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
GG Miller
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
GG Miller
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
GG Miller
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
GG Miller
Roses are Red Violets are blue I thought shrek was ugly, until I saw you