GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes, mom jokes, and Yo Mama jokes
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"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

"Yo mama's so fat, that when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming." — Meet the Spartans

“Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball everyone thought she was pregnant again.