GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you ...”

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”