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Roses Are Red, Get in the Van!

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Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Explanation

    • The joke is funny because it sets up a classic romantic rhyme but then abruptly transitions into something dark and threatening with the command to "get in the van," making it unexpected and unsettling.

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    • Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm colorblind

    Do you have free wifi?

    DUUUUDE , Sam and Colby did one similar to this on vine like 3 years ago

    wow geez ok "gets in the van" oh hit it baby wow i am really fu..ed up

    Hmm, I liked this so much I might even use this next time. and I'm not even called Dan

    JUST KILL WOW OK

    Plot twist: Alyssa is like 9 years old.

    ...is it a white van?

    roses are red so is blood too where did it come from your mamas shoe

    i love this so much, also the first comment (roses are grey violets are grey, everything is grey I AM COLORBLIND) lol!!!!!

    If you don’t have candy you will die

    Poignant Earwig

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