The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories
My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry …I stop soon
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
What makes suicide illegal?
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)