I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”f... off you won’t bring it back!”

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…

He’s a suicide bomber.

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Suicide is illegal because it’s a crime to destroy government property.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata

What is the best cure for aging?

Suicide.

Who’s the fastest reader

Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.🙂💊💉

Suicidal people are ground breaking

A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion.

After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma.

After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?