“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Are you suicide? Cause I'm trynna commit to you
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry ...I stop soon
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
