Suicide Jokes

Anonymous

The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are

Anonymous

Who’s the fastest reader

Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

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Anonymous
in Depression

Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes

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Anonymous
in Depression

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

Anonymous

What do suicidal people do in their spare time?

Hang out.

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Anonymous

I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

Anonymous

I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata

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justdepression
in Depression

I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control

Kattttt

Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?

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Ropeswithoutratingonebay

There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.

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Anonymous

There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

Anonymous

Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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Anonymous

My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry …I stop soon

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The Irish Outlaw

I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”

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Shannon Hamilton
in Depression

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”

Anonymous
in Iran

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

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Anonymous

You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)

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Matt G

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

Nah Fam

To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here

Cecilia
in Hang

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

to see who’s hanging around.