The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are
Suicide Jokes
Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry …I stop soon
I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who’s hanging around.