“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
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A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry ...I stop soon
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
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What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
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I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind
