The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work…
He’s a suicide bomber.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian responds with ”f... off you won’t bring it back!”
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
a least one does something when it is triggered
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I’m still here
Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder