“I’m thinking about killing off the main character in this book I’m writing.”
“What type of book is it?”
“An autobiography.”
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
Are you suicide? Cause I'm trynna commit to you
Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry ...I stop soon
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
I’m going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I’m a piñata
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control
There’s nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind
