My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.

IF a person walks off a hundred foot cliff and half way down screams why did I do that. Then a second person walks off the same one hundred foot cliff and screams the same verse “why did I do that,” then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line" why did I do that" and the next person the same thing. What do you call that? (Stupid People)

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.

A man ask to play kick the bucket ( not death). The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt.Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other ones foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff which brings the man with it. LOL

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yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long

So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn’t stop. I would have died if it weren’t for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.

Knock Knock who’s there? Madam’ Madam’ who Madam’ foot got caught in the door can you please open it!

How do you stop a baby from drowning, Take your foot off it’s head.