My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.

Does your shoe have a hole in it

No

Then how did you put your foot in it

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He’s a small medium at large.

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!

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Q: If you were in a ra

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they’re forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, “So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot.”

Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch

How do you stop a baby from drowning?

-Lift up your foot

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

What’s up with the foot feet what is the plural of goose gese what’ve is the plural of moose well it ant mees. Well it’s my first joke pls forgive me if it’s bad

What is the plural of goose geese what is the plural of foot feet what is The plural of moose well it ant meese

Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot

What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?

DUH! A sticker.

How many foot are in feet

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle.

A meter stick