Emo jokes
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Like if you know someone is emo.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
lol anons are idiots
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.