Emo Jokes

Anonymous

Like if you know someone is emo

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

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Mnorman0500
in Dark Humor

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks… You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

#urmom

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”

Funny 13 yr old

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

Korvus

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

Omnom

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

Alan_Byt

A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her

Ramen

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Anonymous

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back

georgy t

what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Ramen

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Anonymous
in Depression

if an emo doesn’t get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won’t be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth… Girl scan the code on your wrist

I am Major

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

Anonymous

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

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How do emo’s compliment each other?

They say " I like your cuts g"

Mechanical Manic

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

Wooster
in Depression

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo