Emo jokes

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

A: Nothing! He was hung over.

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope.

An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"

The tree ghosted her.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Like if you know someone is emo.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?

They are both going to be hanging from a tree.