Emo Jokes

Someone

Anonymous
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Like if you know someone is emo

Light

ben dover
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i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym

Depression

georgy t
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what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression

Sadness

Funny 13 yr old
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So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

Hang

#urmom
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I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

Flat

Anonymous
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What do you call a flat chested emo girl

A cutting board

Dark Humor

Mnorman0500
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Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Cut

Korvus
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What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

Depression

Anonymous
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if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

Common

Emo
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What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Self Harm

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What do u call a emo cappella group

Self harmony

Club

Ramen
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What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Cut

Ramen
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Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Bar

NothingToSeeHere21
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Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

Man

Anonymous
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A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back

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Cut

Mechanical Manic
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I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

Group

I am Major
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What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

Hang

Alan_Byt
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A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her

Hang

Anonymous
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Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

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