Emo Jokes

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope


Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back


Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck