i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Like if you know someone is emo
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes