i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos