What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

if an emo doesn’t get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won’t be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks… You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, “I like ya cut g.” And I slapped him. I don’t know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D