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Emo Jokes
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks… You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
if an emo doesn’t get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won’t be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth… Girl scan the code on your wrist
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo