Group

I am Major

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

Sadness

Funny 13 yr old

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

Depression

Anonymous

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

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Rope

boi

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

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Game

Korvus

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

Difference

Curlyf...9000

What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

Cut

Mechanical Manic

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

5

Cut

Anonymous

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Depression

Anonymous

if an emo doesn’t get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won’t be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

Chair

Anonymous

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

Common

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

5

Hang

Anonymous

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

Depression

Wooster

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

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Club

Ramen

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Depression

Anonymous

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

Depression

AFellowPerson

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

Dark Humor

Mnorman0500

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks… You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Difference

Fire

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

Cut

Anonymous

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, “I like ya cut g.” And I slapped him. I don’t know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D