Emo Jokes

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope


A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back


What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck