Emo Jokes

Like if you know someone is emo

i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym

what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

What do you call a flat chested emo girl

A cutting board

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What do u call a emo cappella group

Self harmony

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

like if you know someone that is emo

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?