Roast

Animal

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

Girlfriend

Anonymous

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

Remembering

PScantron

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

Best

Adam is a NERD

What’s the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?

You can’t abuse a aligator

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Roast

hi

I’d hit you but if I did I’d go to jail for animal abuse

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it

Jail

Anonymous

Why was the picture in jail because it got framed

School

blahaorder66

There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…fuck, I never actually learned shit!”

Dad

(Optional)

I was gonna tell u a joke about my abusive dad… But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

Depression

Anonymous

The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week

My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!

well what am i gonna do now…

Woman

Anonymous

My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally

Family

:)

If you kill someone, that’s murder. If you kill a family member, that’s still murder. If you kill a child, that’s “child abuse”

Cut

PSERSON

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

Sister

Anonymous

How do you know your Dad’s been fucking your sister? He’s dick tastes funny…

Eating

Anonymous

A brain eats cheddar cheese

Mountain

dad please

why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.

6

Roast

Ice

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)

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Legs

Anonymous

what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father

aaron

Orphan

Misssssssss

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids…?

Because they never had loving parents of there own