Abuse jokes
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
like this if you have ever been abused.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
I like peanut butter and honey.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹