I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
like this if you have ever been abused.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Like if your dad is abusive.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister? He's dick tastes funny....
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Why was the picture in jail because it got framed
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
