Abuse jokes
like this if you have ever been abused.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝