I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
What’s the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
I’d hit you but if I did I’d go to jail for animal abuse
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it
Why was the picture in jail because it got framed
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…fuck, I never actually learned shit!”
I was gonna tell u a joke about my abusive dad… But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week
My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!
well what am i gonna do now…
My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally
If you kill someone, that’s murder. If you kill a family member, that’s still murder. If you kill a child, that’s “child abuse”
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
How do you know your Dad’s been fucking your sister? He’s dick tastes funny…
A brain eats cheddar cheese
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
I would slap you but that would be animal abuse （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ） （▼へ▼メ）
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids…?
Because they never had loving parents of there own