I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

What’s the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?

You can’t abuse a aligator

I was gonna tell u a joke about my abusive dad… But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father


My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it

So apparently, Hitler’s dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that’s why he’s called (Hit)ler.

You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull her hair when you hit it from the back

You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.

The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week

My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!

well what am i gonna do now…

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)

Hate me all you want but I rather love bullying in all fairness, I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant

All of the jokes are just abuse

So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we’re like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it’s not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can’t talk. They don’t know that I’m abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I’d get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over there body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren’t funny ;)