Abuse Jokes

PScantron

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

octavius

like this if you have ever been abused

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Anonymous

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Animal
in Roast

I'd Hit You But I Don't Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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Adam is a NERD

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?

You can’t abuse a aligator

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Tristan

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Anonymous

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

queer angry and ready to fight god
in Dark Humor

whats a child abusers favorite song

JUST BEAT ITT

Like if your dad is abusive

in Evidence

if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

PSERSON

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

Anonymous

How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister? He's dick tastes funny....

Anonymous
in Depression

*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

well what am i gonna do now...

You abuse me that I have no beards but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute 🤔

Jay Leno

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

Anonymous

what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father

aaron

Anonymous
in Puns

So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.

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