Abuse Jokes

PScantron

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

octavius

like this if you have ever been abused

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Anonymous

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Animal
in Roast

I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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Adam is a NERD

What’s the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

Anonymous

I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

in Evidence

if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?

You can’t abuse a aligator

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PSERSON

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

Overwatch_Gamer321
in Puns

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it

Anonymous

How do you know your Dad’s been fucking your sister? He’s dick tastes funny…

blahaorder66
in School

There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…fuck, I never actually learned shit!”

Anonymous
in Depression

The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week

My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!

well what am i gonna do now…

Anonymous

Why was the picture in jail because it got framed

Ak gold

You see this guy’s sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??

Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔

Ak gold

Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account 😹😹😹

That’s if you even have an account 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Chandigarh

Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity

Anonymous

what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father

aaron

Anonymous
in Puns

So apparently, Hitler’s dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.

Guess that’s why he’s called (Hit)ler.

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