Abuse jokes
like this if you have ever been abused.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.