Abuse jokes
like this if you have ever been abused.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
All of the jokes are just abuse.