Abuse Jokes

Line

PScantron

Iโ€™d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

Evers

octavius

like this if you have ever been abused

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Roblox

Anonymous

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

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Roast

Animal

I'd Hit You But I Don't Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.

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Best

Adam is a NERD

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

Abuse

Tristan

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

Woman

Anonymous

What can you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Difference

Dontavius snuggle bottom

Whatโ€™s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer

ID

id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there

See

Ak gold

I look at your bro

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*๐Ÿ–‡๏ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

Sister

Anonymous

How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister? He's dick tastes funny....

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it

People

What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile

INS

โ€œI know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but youโ€™re really abusing that privilege.โ€

Forgiveness

Anonymous

Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me

Uncle

Anonymous

My uncle is an alchemist

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse

Sense

Ak gold

You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??

Anytime he needs it most It vanishes๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’”

Fat

Ak gold

Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

That's if you even have an account ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

INS

Anonymous

How do you make epileptic kids dance? Throw a flash bang in there room.