I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
like this if you have ever been abused
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Like if your dad is abusive
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
How do you make epileptic kids dance? Throw a flash bang in there room.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
