I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
like this if you have ever been abused
one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room
I’d Hit You But I Don’t Wanna Go To Jail For Animal Abuse.
What’s the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
if you hit a child that’s child abuse. if you hit a family member that’s abuse. if you kill either, it’s murder for some reason. if it’s a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it
How do you know your Dad’s been fucking your sister? He’s dick tastes funny…
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs Jones walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked “so, are you guys ready for college?” And Brian answered “no way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking seven cruel hours of our lives.” Angela replied “never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is mental abuse to humans!” And Jack said “school has been a waste of so much time I’ll never get back, and after these finals I’ve realized…fuck, I never actually learned shit!”
The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week
My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!
well what am i gonna do now…
Why was the picture in jail because it got framed
You see this guy’s sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔
Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account 😹😹😹
That’s if you even have an account 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
So apparently, Hitler’s dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that’s why he’s called (Hit)ler.