Abuse Jokes

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

like this if you have ever been abused

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.

What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.

Like if your dad is abusive

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it

What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile

id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there

My uncle is an alchemist

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse

Whats a boxers favourite drink? A punch🥤🥤

Why was the picture in jail because it got framed

What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?

You can’t abuse a aligator

“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”

if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!