The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me “Is that the best you can do?”
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that’s a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question