Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones

My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? – Free delivery.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor