The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? – Free delivery.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

What’s the difference between a washing machine and a 12 year old?

A washing machine doesn’t cry when I dump a load in it.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

If the age is on the clock then she is ready for the cock

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

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