My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What’s the difference between a washing machine and a 12 year old?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when I dump a load in it.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
What’s the worst way for a pedophile to apologize to their victim?
Make up sex.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.