People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

0

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

0

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

0

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

0

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

0

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

0

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

0

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

0

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

1

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

0

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

0

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

0

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

0

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

0

What’s the worst way for a pedophile to apologize to their victim?

Make up sex.

0

A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”

0

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

0

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

0

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?

“Wanna buy some candy?”

0

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

0
WorstJokesEver.com uses cookies.