Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
Jokes About Pedophiles
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark