What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

What’s the worst way for a pedophile to apologize to their victim?

Make up sex.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.