My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that’s a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? – Free delivery.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.