Girlfriend

The Best Boi

My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

School

Evan

Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

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Sound

Anonymous

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

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Common

Anonymous

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

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Darkness

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

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Common

I take bleach shot glass

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

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Night

Anonymous

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

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Lie

JB

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that’s a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds

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Bus

This is life now.

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

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Fight

CheetoBandito

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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Wonder

Phydeaux

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson…

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Puns

Anonymous

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

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Priest

Person

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

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Baby

Smokescreen

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

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Minor

Anonymous

What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

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Finger

Math

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

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Puns

Anonymous

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

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Sister

Person Man

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

Hole

Danny

what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:

A pedophile

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