Girlfriend

The Best Boi

My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

School

Evan

Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones

Girlfriend

Anonymous

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

Sound

Anonymous

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

Common

I take bleach shot glass

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

Common

Anonymous

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

Girl

Math

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

Darkness

Anonymous

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Puns

Anonymous

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

People

JB

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that’s a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds

Finger

Anonymous

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Light

Smokescreen

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

Minor

Anonymous

What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

Sister

Person Man

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

See

No

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

School

This is life now.

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

Fight

CheetoBandito

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

Favorite

Anonymous

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? – Free delivery.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

Number

The Rapist

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

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