Jokes About Pedophiles

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What's a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.

Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds

What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.