The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.
What’s the difference between a washing machine and a 12 year old?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when I dump a load in it.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”