What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said “Sexy.”

My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What’s the worst way for a pedophile to apologize to their victim?

Make up sex.

If the age is on the clock then she is ready for the cock

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? – Free delivery.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.