My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a seven year old.

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What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

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Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

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What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

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People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

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Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

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What’s the difference between a washing machine and a 12 year old?

A washing machine doesn’t cry when I dump a load in it.

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What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

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What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

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My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

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What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

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A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

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What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

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What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

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What’s the worst way for a pedophile to apologize to their victim?

Make up sex.

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Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

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Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

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