People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

What’s the worst way for a pedophile to apologize to their victim?

Make up sex.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?

“Wanna buy some candy?”

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.