Pedophile

Pedophile Jokes

Girlfriend

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

Judge

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

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  • Part

    What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.

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  • Jimmy Savile

    I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

    Girl

    Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

    Turtle

    What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

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  • Sister

    My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

    Acne

    What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

    Part

    What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

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  • Internet

    A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

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  • Clock

    What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.

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  • People

    Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

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  • Them

    What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

    - There's 20 of them.

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  • Boy

    A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

    The little boy says, "I'm scared."

    The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

    Girl

    I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

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