What do a pedophile and a clock have in common…neither of them go pass 12.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question