Depression

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

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Computer

Anonymous

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

3

Emo

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

5

Orphan

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

9

Emo

James

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

1

Orphan

Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

Depression

Anonymous

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

Computer

Jon

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Wait

Asscheek

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!

0

Orphan

Anonymous

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

Taste

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

1

Depression

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree

Cannibal

Addison

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

Orphan

Anonymous

whats the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked

Hang

Anonymous

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

Juice

Anonymous

Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.

Doctor

Midget Widget

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

Drunk

MR MOM

There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.

Die

Nickeloadeon

An apple a day, or you’ll die any way

Doctor

Mils

An apple a day keeps a doctor away… at least if you throw it hard enough