Apple Jokes

Anonymous
in Depression

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

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Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Anonymous
in Computer

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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chazz
in Little Johnny

little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples

James

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

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sell farm
in Self Harm

what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?

you don’t slice a grape

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Anonymous
in Orphanage

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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Anonymous
in Depression

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

Jon
in Puns

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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Anonymous
in Depression

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree

Anonymous
in Orphan

whats the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked

Lucy Bicknell / trash pennies
in Orphan

whats the difference between an orphan and an apple…

       the apple gets picked
Anonymous
in Blonde

Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.

Yo Mama sucs Deez Nuts

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough…🥵🤣

Anonymous

Me-“Whats the difference between an apple and an emo” Friend-“i dont know” Me- an apple actually falls from the tree

Anonymous
in Orphan

What the difference between apples and orphans? An Apple gets picked

I saw a robbery at the Apple store.

Am I an iWitness?

Anonymous
in Orphan

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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Asscheek

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!

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