The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
what do you get when you mix an apple with water… applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.