Depression

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

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Computer

Anonymous

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

4

Emo

Emo

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

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Orphan

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Emo

James

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

2

Orphanage

Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

0

Depression

Anonymous

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

Puns

Jon

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

1

Orphan

Anonymous

whats the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked

Depression

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree

Orphan

Anonymous

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

Wait

Asscheek

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!

0

Chuck Norris

Pistacio

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

1

Common

Anonymous

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

Cannibal

Addison

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

Doctor

Mils

An apple a day keeps a doctor away… at least if you throw it hard enough

Blonde

Anonymous

Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.

Puns

Midget Widget

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

Difference

landon

what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan

apple’s are actualy picked

Orphan

Comedy Gold

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.

What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don’t get picked.