What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
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