The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Whats the difference between apples and dead babies? I don’t ejaculate on apples before i eat them

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!

An apple a day, or you’ll die any way

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don’t jizz on a apple before eating it

Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.

Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!

where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies

the apple repair store

What’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

The Holocaust

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

A man bought a brand new iphone but returned it, why The apple was already bitten.

what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them

why did bob go to the store? To bob for apples

how do you saw apple with no mouth a p p l e LMAO

What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.

What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

He’s got some “sweet” moves!

what do you get when you mix an apple with water… applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.

What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.

Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8

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