What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees
What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
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