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What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

What’s worse than finding a worm I your apple?

The holocaust.

why don’t you fart in a apple store

because they don’t have any windows

Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away… it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

Whats the difference between apples and dead babies? I don’t ejaculate on apples before i eat them

A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!

An apple a day, or you’ll die any way

What does an apple and a gay have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.

where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies

the apple repair store

What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don’t jizz on a apple before eating it

If you have 20 apples and you ate 2 how many you have left? 0 because you have 20 and and take away 2 you have 0 left.