Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
Friend: If u don't like my bad jokes I will tell some stand up comedy. Me: But u are not standing:)
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
once i was in south korea doing stand up comedy ... and i started with a "hidden" joke and i said: i'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful korea in the world ..... which is a good joke but they didn't get it .. and they looked at me badly ... so I said I'm here in the south which is more beautiful .... sud good, north booooooo. but still nothing, they kept glaring at me ... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea
