Man

Anonymous

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes? A fucking disgusting, scumbag with no intellignece what so ever. If u actually joke about this you are the reason humanity has faded.

Bad

Yo

Yo hairline i so bad when you look in the mirror yo hairline looks like an endangered specie

Hairline

Anonymous

Your hairline is vegeta’s upside down

Grandpa

Anonymous

My grandpa and your hairline go way back

People

Tyler holt

Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop

Trump

Dave (sorry put it in the wrong catagory)

A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, “I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient”. Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, “Have you got any cream for it? It’s swollen.”

Water

That one mf

They say they found water in mars Mars 1 Africa 0

Politics

JHaria

I’m just here to say that I don’t approve of political jokes…

I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

Kidnapping

Anonymous

What happen to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

Make

Elks Rumples

Just because I don’t like Lewis Hamilton, doesn’t make me racist.

Cross

Elks Rumples

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and…a Tesla.

Last Word

Anonymous

Last word of mayor of Hiroshima: ‘what the fuck was that noise?’

Titanic

Anonymous

Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.

Uranus

WILLY

OH look ITS UR ANUS

Uranus

kirbsterZ

latest news a new planet has appered close to uranus

Trump

JHaria

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Kid

YOUR MOM

There was a new kid in my school the first thing the teacher said was me u the basement NOW

Kid

YOUR MOM

One day i told a kid what 2 x 12 was he said he didn’t know i said lets go to my basement and figure it out he is still in my basement trying to do the equation

Die

YOUR MUM

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

Legs

YOUR MOM

My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn’t my brother because he died of starvation in the basment