Worst Jokes Ever

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan

He said yeah what gave my away

I said your parents at first

if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a sensitive subject.