I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.
He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
"Captain, captain, there's a man lashed to the mainmast."
"That's your lookout."
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.