A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Having legs.

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.

if she is nine she is mine

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”