Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, Joe Mama.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.