Worst Jokes Ever

What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And ur mom is too

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, There’s always someone, Who’s better than you.

My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single, Than with someone like you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, Look at me again, It will be the end of you.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. outside I'm smiling. inside I'm crying.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, You look like a donkey, And smell like one, too.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knee's and do what your told.

Haters are hating I'm still alluring but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour