I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What’s kobe favorite song. It’s going down for real

SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT

I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water

An H2hoe

3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can’t laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ‘‘this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don’t you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ‘‘What do you ca…’’ out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ‘‘Why are you laughing I haven’t even finished the joke yet’’? The blonde replies ‘’ I just got the first joke’’.

One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,

She looked surprised.

A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him. When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded ‘’ I don’t know it all happened so fast’’.

Whats starts with M and end with arriage?

Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child

What is the difference between a climate change and the green house effect once a philosopher twice a sodomite

Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.

Teacher: what’s your favorite animal

Me: Desert Eagle

Teacher:why?

Me:cause it fits in my backpack

3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can’t laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ‘‘this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don’t you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ‘‘What do you ca…’’ out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ‘‘Why are you laughing I haven’t even finished the joke yet’’? The blonde replies ‘’ I just got the first joke’’.

Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don’t fear him anymore

Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him

Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis