Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".

I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go uh uh uh uh uh uh

what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump

spasticelastic

Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in

I don't know what to write here just like

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?

An investigator

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken

What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass

What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

what do you call stephen hawking in a burning building Hot wheels

Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter