Car

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming.

Orphan

Anonymous

do you know why pedos get away with molesting ophans who are they gonna tell not there parents

Orphan

Anonymous

Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom

Ball

Anonymous

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Dark Humor

Hardlynkrmalp5

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league

Care

930562

My grief counselor died, he was so good, I didn’t even care.

Percent

Anonymous

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the lysol didn’t kill.

Roast

Anonymous🙃

I called my mom on Alexa and she told me “please take out the trash” and I said "but I can’t ur not here

Orphan

does anyone know were my dad went:(

what is it called when someone is in a wheel chair and in a fire?

(hot wheels…)

Orphan

idk

why can´t a orphan have milk. his dad didn´t come back with the milk

Cut

A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says “You can’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!”. The man replies, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

Fat

Anonymous

Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans be gay, they have no one to call daddy

Roast

Anonymous

Do you want to hear a joke? You

Orphan

Anonymous

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can be loved

Darkness

Anonymous

what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!

Cry

Derpyderp

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.