Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and wait for the British to come and do it.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.