Worst Jokes Ever
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
I have a crush on my sister!
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.