The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.

I don’t worship Jesus.

Why can’t October fool April?

Because only April Fools.

Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?

Because it has a million degrees.

These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet

Write 317537 on your calulator and turn it over to spell leslie

He’s not dead just his storage unit

What pictures did turtles take? Shell-fies!

Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedi-hens!

Whats black white and red all over

Lossvagus school shooting

A woman walks into a doctor’s office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it’s her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they’re unlike anything he’s heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, ‘Well I have good news and bad news.’ The woman says, ‘I’ll hear the good news first please.’ The doctor replies ‘The good news is we’re naming a disease after you!’

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

Baby 🍼

Good night

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳

What do you call a magic car 🚙? A human

What is important

Love 💗? Is impossible

I love ❤️ jokes

What is my favourite colour? Yellow