Twin Towers

JustSomeDude4216

Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it’s just a sensitive subject

Girl

I like yummy

What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake

Sally

ROAB_EPIC

Where did sally go when the bomb went off?

  • everywhere.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms…

Knock knock… Whose there? -not sally.

Mum

Done

When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking

Corner

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

Every corner they get the open a shop on it!

Orphan

Simon .G. Riley

Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

Speed

ROAB_EPIC

When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone

Gun

Nine

When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun

Offensive

BOB LARRY MCAW

WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS

WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING

Left

Beyonce

Why did Beyonce say “to the left to the left?” Because women dont have rights.

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t Orphans play Baseball? They don’t know we’re home is

Lie

Anonymous

Duke I lied

Future

Gwen

Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.

Octopus

Anonymous

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

Orphan

mama mia

i see you

ADD

anthony bryan

i need a lovely lady to spoil i have big dick add me

snapchat- any.bry05

Orphan

Colin Green

i need a lovely lady to spoil i have a big dick and a very clean house add me now

snapchat: @colin_green21

Orphan

;)

imogen savage will send you nudes @imogensav is her snap

Orphan

beaker

sandwich’s are yummy 😋