America

Anonymous

Why do Americans suck at chess… they already lost two towers

Fat

Anonymous

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn’t have enough on her plate.

Orphan

Anonymous

why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this

Woman

Anonymous

A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”

Cheetah

Gwen

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

Adoption

Bbg

I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.

Orphan

purge#0911

Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of

Single

Jeff the roster

Like this if you are a single Pringle like me

Twin Towers

Volvo

What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind

Queen

Anonymous

Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper

Orphan

mincraft kid

WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT

SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME

Fat

Mr. Jacobs

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don’t you think they have enough on their plate?

Offensive

Aniya

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

Orphan

F... me if you want

I saw an off orphan and asked them if they had parent permission

Planet

Anonymous

I go to venes to get a bigger pines

Orphan

Anonymous

Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death

Offensive

Anonymous

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section

America

F... trump

So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.

Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.

And I said: ‘they’re the exact same thing.’

Then they said:

“but when did it happen?”

So I said:

“when did school change to shooting range?”