When you suffer from depression and Somebody tells you to just cheer up– Me: my goodness, what an idea! why didn’t i think of this before
–> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
–> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
–> and don’t forget the inevitable
• fuck it
–>and for those who have just given up
This is beautiful
What do the twin towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two…now they’re a sensitive topic
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
I was in an argument with a “friend” at school. he said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”…
…so I threw a dictionary at him.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they’re both predators
What do you call an emo strip club?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan A nose gets picked more
Why can’t orphans play baseball, cause they can’t find home
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
When somebody says they’re depressed (by over-romnticising their so-called problems) but can’t be by your side when you are at your lowest… Then you know they’re faking depression🙂
If you know it, you know it
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
What do you call a gay barbeque?
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said “No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn’t look down then he and his girlfriend ran.”