Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Today i was asked to go out by 17 Woman. Well i was in the Woman bathroom💀

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"

Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women

He said the ATM outside

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"

What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Hello, This is my 4th account, the entire reason behind thjs post is for future personal Benefit(don't ask n fuck off)

Blach6 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach6 Left Site and forgot password

Blach66 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach66 Cleared history and forgot password

Blach66.1 https://worstjokesever.com/@blach661 Banned for Racial Slurs, I think all my N- know what that means.

Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!

Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test..