Call me an escalator because I let people down.

When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming.

do you know why pedos get away with molesting ophans who are they gonna tell not there parents

Why is it so easy bullying orphans They can’t tell their mom

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

U are the joke

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league

My grief counselor died, he was so good, I didn’t even care.

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the lysol didn’t kill.

I called my mom on Alexa and she told me “please take out the trash” and I said "but I can’t ur not here

what is it called when someone is in a wheel chair and in a fire?

(hot wheels…)

why can´t a orphan have milk. his dad didn´t come back with the milk

A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says “You can’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!”. The man replies, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.

Why can’t orphans be gay, they have no one to call daddy

Do you want to hear a joke? You

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can be loved

what does a pregnant 14 year old and her foetus? theyre both thinking; oh sh@t my moms gonna kill me!

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.