Worst Jokes Ever
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
US Marine: Knock Knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What does a rubix cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they get.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare Fraud
Wanna hear a joke?
Police Brutality
Wanna hear a joke?
Women's Rights
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.