Jesus

Anonymous

What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS

Jesus

Anonymous

Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef

Jesus

Anonymous

Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then

Life

tehe

my life.

NASA

Jeff

Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture

Orphan

Anonymous

Orphan have no home

Jesus

Anonymous

What was jesus’s favourite food? Answr: sNAILS

Die

Anonymous

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

Orphan

Anonymous

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chicken

Anonymous

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road

Cause it got knocked down on its way

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t orphan have sex They have no one to call daddy

Hell

Anonymous

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

Die

Anonymous

I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said “Bet” and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent

Last Word

Anonymous

my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

no witnessess

Uranus

Bumhole boy

What’s the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.

Old

Your mom

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎

Cactus

Pete

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣