Worst Jokes Ever
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion.
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
You built like you in the 1980's!
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.