Worst Jokes Ever
I bought a belt made of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
You built like you in the 1980's!
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.