Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, Thereā€™s always someone, Whoā€™s better than you.

My girlfriend sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with. roses are red violets are blue if you ever feel alone i'm always watching you

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, Iā€™d rather be single, Than with someone like you.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said he was a little tardy I replied to her I thought they all were

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takinā€™ a Battery Park tour in Calgory, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobiā€™s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoulā€™s war, studied the Vaticanā€™s lore, wanted to see Manhattanā€™s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoliā€™s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

whut she diffrence betwen gorge floyd and joe biden they bout talk like they on fent

Why canā€™t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the ā€œPā€ is silent.