Why are African-American black men jealous of white men that have long and thick big mushroom head white cocks? Because white men have long and thick big mushroom head white cocks, and that is the reason why African-American black men tell white men that they are born with white privilege. The truth always hurts!
What do you call a feminist who is able to wear a jock strap?
Feminazi.
Why did the feminazi take turns sucking 48 long and thick big dicks after going to a feminist meeting?
To remove the taste of pussy from her mouth.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
