Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.

My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.

I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.