I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died 🤧
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck em
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they cant find home.
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let’s call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, “o, i c”
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
is your refegir ruu\
is your refregerator running you, better go catch it
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Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Suicide is never the answer Suicide is the question The answer is yes
Cut
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
what is the difference between a egg and you . an egg gets laid and u dont .
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
How do you communicate too the dead? Jump up and down on the ground and speak in morse code
What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I chop up onions
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
DO YOU HAVE A HALO,CAUSE I CAN GIVE YOU ONE
Do you have a halo,Cause i can give it to you
What’s red allover and spins at 100mps
Baby in a blender