He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
Why were the twin towers mad….. cause they bought a pepperoni pizza but they got plane
How do you punish a blind guy? You leave a plunger in the toilet
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan
He said yeah what gave my away
I said your parents at first
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
Your sister: You're so ugly. me: but we look the same so whos also ugly?
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a sensitive subject.
