Worst Jokes Ever

Anonymous

if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right

Lovely perv

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)

Anonymous

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

Anonymous

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said “You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would’ve landed”

in Biden

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don’t know about you, but I think that’s a pretty big elephant in the room!

in Biden

“Everyone knows I love kids better than people.”

  • Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
Anonymous

This girl came to me and said “I got raped in my sleep” I replied “I done it as a joke” -April 1 2020

in Biden

If I’m racist for voting Trump, then you’re a pedophile for voting Biden.

in Biden

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

in Biden

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, “That’s a pretty big word for a 9 year old”.

Anonymous

You was sleeping it didn’t count - chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

Anonymous

It’s okay you had socks on :)

Anonymous

What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole

A miss fit

Anonymous

What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off

I wish I could follow you, though. But you need an account so I could follow you. But you don’t have one. :'(

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, “Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk.”

Wong Ding

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling

Jo-Nathan d'Urberville
in Hare

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.

Johnny
in Orphan

what do blind kids and orphans have in common? neither can see their parents

Lovely perv

Breaking news man with altiemers forgets he’s blind and recovers form visual impairment