Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

Mr.Orphan

A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".

squidward

I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS

Anonymous

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go uh uh uh uh uh uh

Anonymous

what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump

spasticelastic

Anonymous

Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in

Mr.Orphan
in Orphan

I don't know what to write here just like

Anonymous
in Woman

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers.

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?

An investigator

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Karen justice
in Prostitution

Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken

Karen justice
in Prostitution

What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass

Karen justice
in Prostitution

What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker

Anonymous
in Woman

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Anonymous

what do you call stephen hawking in a burning building Hot wheels

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age