Worst Jokes Ever
What is the best solution for getting bullied at school?
A school shooting.
What’s Sally’s favorite activity?
Jump roping.
What do you call a mean cow?
Beef jerky.
Everyone has depression on SOME level, even our cells do apoptosis!
Btw: apoptosis is basically when a cell kills itself :)
Are you a cardiologist? My heart is missing, can I have yours instead?
What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.
Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".
This explaining bear, lol. Bro acts so smart, but he's just AI, and bro uses the worst nicknames. "Buttercup, sweetheart"... like, SWEETIE, get a life and stop roasting us.
Knock, knock?
Who's there?
This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.
Two sperms are racing towards the ovaries. One looks at the other and says, "Are we there yet?"
The other says, "No, we’ve got a long way to go. We’ve only passed the tonsils."
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I was tickling my son’s feet yesterday, and my wife said, "Wait until he’s born."
What's the difference between Jane Doe and a field?
A field gets harvested in the fall, while Jane Doe gets plowed.
Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.
What're the only things that never come out of a Chi Phi frat house?
A virgin and unsnorted ketamine.
My friend is a proud liberal, and she is about open minds, but she hates white men unless they’re gay and black men unless they’re conservatives. She hated slavery, but she’s for the party for keeping it.
Why can't gay men be handymen?
Because they'll be caulk fighting on the job.
I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a roller coaster?
You can ride both on Ketamine, but only one will get you on the news.