Knock Knock Who’s there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn’t know you could yodel
Watches sad movie with family
Everyone else: Crying
Sister: How aren’t you crying?
Me: I have no tear left to cry…
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind
Why did helen keller’s dog kill it’s self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
Yo mam so fat the trump used her like a wall.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
why did susie fall off the swing
bc she had no arms
A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let’s fuck. She just answers “get the fuck away you ugly bastard”. The guy just laughs and says “alright i wait down there”.
When I am getting bore, I hold a banana start shaking suddenly it gives out juice after a few min I get excited ohhhhhhj…
Try with a cucumber
what’s yellow and can’t swim?? a school bus with elementary kids
What goes after the butt?— the POST-erior
Bharat Palabhai Majama
What does ACLU stand for? American Communist Lawyers Union
Whats up with airline food?
What did the Army Solider say after he got his legs fixed?
What does a car have when its very itchy?
A road rash
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood
Me say crack my finger My hubby crack my finger Now say it backwards
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche