Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
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How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!