What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor? The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh? Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
What do you call an apartment full of Black people A COON-dominium
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Slavery is like Pokémon you gotta catch them all
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland. So I told him he was on my cock. (I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
The fool says in his brain "there is a god".
I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class So I threw him out the window
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
What does the initials MAD stand for? Mothers Against Democrats
