He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Why were the twin towers mad….. cause they bought a pepperoni pizza but they got plane
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said are you an orphan
He said yeah what gave my away
I said your parents at first
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be 2 of them but now it’s a sensitive subject.