Worst Jokes Ever
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
I have a crush on my sister!
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.