Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.