Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it’s just a sensitive subject
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake
Where did sally go when the bomb went off?
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms…
Knock knock… Whose there? -not sally.
When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun
WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING
Why did Beyonce say “to the left to the left?” Because women dont have rights.
Why can’t Orphans play Baseball? They don’t know we’re home is
Duke I lied
Attention everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future but for now: Goodbye.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
i see you
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imogen savage will send you nudes @imogensav is her snap
sandwich’s are yummy 😋