Worst Jokes Ever


like this if you don’t like school


like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school

in Cannibal

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?


Amber Heard’s Morning Routine

Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed


I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.

in Donut

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya’ll thinking.

Who names their dog donuts.


What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.


The twin towers are like my parents only one came back


What is red and green and goes 100 miles per-hour? A frog in a blender.

in Orphan

why do orphans like belts they remind them of their father

in Orphan

whats the difference between apples and orphans? apples get picked

in Emo

why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine

Yo Mom

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

The teacher fainted

in Orphan

Why is it ok to hit a orphan? Its not like they can tell their parents.


Everyone’s had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.


What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents

Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad

Luke Dimick
in Orphan

Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can’t find the home button

in Orphan

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.