Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cop

Cops have the hardest job, they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well, she will not have the ability

Interview

Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:

"I’m here for the new position?"

Twin Towers

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Sex

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Twin Towers

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

Twin Towers

Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Roast

"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"

Feminist

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roast

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

Special

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

Down Syndrome

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

Christ

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!