Worst Jokes Ever

Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer

What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves

why do orphans play gta so they can feel wanted

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender

What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag

why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad never came home with the milk

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Hello I am back with more mind blowing facts. 1. Why is cookies 🍪are called cookies and bacon is called bacon when you bake cookies 🍪and cook bacon. 2. If you tuck in your shirt 👕 into your trousers and is called tucking your shirt in does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt😎😎. 20likes=1 more daily 50=2 more daily 100likes=3 more daily 130likes=4 more daily and 150likes=5more daily good bye

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes