Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

why are people from New York so bad at chess? < Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks)

this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.