Worst Jokes Ever
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
Downey.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
US Marine: Knock Knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
The students at Columbine needed books. But all they got were magazines.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road?
To arrest a faggot for cross dressing.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.