Name

Yeet dark jokes

I would name my dog five miles so I could say I walk five miles every day but today I ran over five miles

Depression

creeeeeeaaaaaam

why do emos like yo-yo’s? cos they get strangled by the string

Name

Dr. Fire

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.

Travis Spick-le.

Burger

Dr. Fire

What’s a dumbfuck’s favorite condiment to put on his burger?.

Re-tarter sauce.

Cross

Izabella

Why did the dog cross the road?To get to his owner

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last year and it is still printing

People

Dr. F8rw

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.

Motherfuckers.

Orphan

Anonymous

why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button

Forehead

Anonymous

your forehead is so big even mega mind knew you were smarter

Deep

I think I found the worst joke in life ,For me it’s that i have always been unwanted and alone for my hole life and I’ve have never even been In a relationship with anyone and I’m 31 years old and I also know that deep down, I’m always going to be alone and unhappy ,all I get out of life, is seeing everyone else with someone ,and knowing it will never happen for me , I think that’s the worst joke I can think of .LIFE. Still living when you know you’ll never find someone to be with I apologize with the wording to this it’s another thing I am a failure at

feel free to comment

Depression

Anonymous

It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.

Okay

“Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?”

“Ok.”

“What town did you grow up in?”

“Oral.”

Windows

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor

Light

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None there is no electricity

Depression

Wesley E Lewis

Define abnormal life.

Waking up everyday living a sane life!

Darkness

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

Offensive

Anonymous

Hellen Keller walked into a bar… then a table… then a chair

Depression

Anonymous

Why do people want to jump off buildings? Because they want to become superman.