A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

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People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

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What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

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A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

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What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

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Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

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Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? – She started her period.

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Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

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What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

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What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”

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What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.

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I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

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The three unwritten rules of life:

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What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?

“Wanna buy some candy?”

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

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