Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby? A. The Teletuby is a lot more coherent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
I love all races, even the bad ones
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game
what did the captured germans say to the french in ww1?
“Verdun for”
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
You know I wish life shorter? I want it over
HOW YOU GUYS NOT EVEN KNOW WHO DID IT HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH
Shia mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
Why do vegans use blowjobs Because they can’t take real meat
I want to write some Jokes about unemployed people, but non of them Works
House parties are like Churches, there's always a underage kid getting fucked somewhere
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
