What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef
Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then
Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture
Orphan have no home
What was jesus’s favourite food? Answr: sNAILS
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road
Cause it got knocked down on its way
Why can’t orphan have sex They have no one to call daddy
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said “Bet” and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
What’s the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.
What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣