Why do Americans suck at chess… they already lost two towers
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn’t have enough on her plate.
why is the orphans keep going back to the orphan home, because they got no home to go to yeah pls like this and laugh because i got no one to read this
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
I asked my mom where babys come from she said I came from the adoption center.
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
Q: how did burger king get diary queen pregnant A: he forgot to wrap his whopper
WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT
SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don’t you think they have enough on their plate?
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
I saw an off orphan and asked them if they had parent permission
I go to venes to get a bigger pinis
I go to venes to get a bigger pines
Why did the fbi get a foster family for an orphan So he could be in a lovely family before death
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: ‘they’re the exact same thing.’
Then they said:
“but when did it happen?”
So I said:
“when did school change to shooting range?”