What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now they’re a sensitive topic.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

the feather. the rope stopped the kid

its better to cum in the sink then to sink in the cum

Why cant orphans play baseball Because cant find home.😢

What’s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?

Issac Newton died a virgin!😎

stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common… they both carry vegetables

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

why was the dog stealing shingles?

he wanted to be a woofer

Gwen why are u so nice?

when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid

🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up