Twin Towers

Off-brand god

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two now theyโ€™re a sensitive topic.

White

Anonymous

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

Cow

Anonymous

Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We donโ€™t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

Yo mama

Anonymous

yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Orphan

Sub To YT Loui Lou FNBR

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo

Doctor

Anonymous

What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong

Kid

Anonymous

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids

Kid

Cooopppppaaaaa

What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?

the feather. the rope stopped the kid

Better

daddy

its better to cum in the sink then to sink in the cum

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans play baseball Because cant find home.๐Ÿ˜ข

Difference

Your mom

Whatโ€™s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?

Issac Newton died a virgin!๐Ÿ˜Ž

Offensive

Anonymous

stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones

Offensive

Lol

What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in commonโ€ฆ they both carry vegetables

Game

Korvus

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope

Bus

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

Whatโ€™s yellow and canโ€™t swim? A bus full of children

Steal

taraneh

why was the dog stealing shingles?

he wanted to be a woofer

Funny

OOK

Gwen why are u so nice?

Orphan

Anonymous

when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid

Man

Anonymous

๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿค” Why did a โ™ฟ why did a physically handicapped ๐Ÿ‘จ gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒญ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ

Orphan

Noddle

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up