Worst Jokes Ever

Cjl

Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer

cracked

why do orphans play gta so they can feel wanted

Sad Sad Sarah

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.

Anonymous

in Flag

What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag

inara

in Orphan

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les

Anonymous

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James

Roast

in Kid

What is the difference between preschools and my basement?

Little kids come out of preschool.

Sad Sad Sarah

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Cjl

Hello I am back with more mind blowing facts. 1. Why is cookies 🍪are called cookies and bacon is called bacon when you bake cookies 🍪and cook bacon. 2. If you tuck in your shirt 👕 into your trousers and is called tucking your shirt in does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt😎😎. 20likes=1 more daily 50=2 more daily 100likes=3 more daily 130likes=4 more daily and 150likes=5more daily good bye

Sad Sad Sarah

What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?

There are 20 of them

Anonymous

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes

Cora

in Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball Because they don’t know where home is

Anonymous

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde? They don’t know they couldn’t figure out what to say

Anonymous Idiot

in Orphan

Why do orphans love getting r@ped? Because they want to know what love feels like

Jeremiah

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

Cheeseballlove

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill but before I did I set his wheels on fire and called him hot wheels

Anonymous

in Orphan

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying