Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Cops have the hardest job, they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well, she will not have the ability
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!