Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What’s the difference between rape and marriage

With marriage you get to keep the screaming woman

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"

The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing they both use the force to get what they want.

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed

What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak

For some reason, my mom, when she eats sausages, likes to lick and suck on them first. I ask, "Why do you do that?" Then she asks shy. Can anyone help me figure this out?