Worst Jokes Ever

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

More than 10, since my basement's still dark.

Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?

Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.

A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.

The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.

Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"

The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."

Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.

A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."

What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven

Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere

Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

You built like you in the 1980's!

You're built like a Windows touchscreen!

My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.

The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!

How do tourists feed their kids?

Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?

"We’ve got a runner!"

My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

What do you call a white man that can dance?

A faggot.

What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met

Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.