A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.
People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.
What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, “I’m scared.”
The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? – She started her period.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…
He orders a drink.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? – They both want to get there before the hare does.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.
The three unwritten rules of life:
What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?
“Wanna buy some candy?”
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.