“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Whats a prostitutes favourite snack? Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Roses are red, Violets are blue And if you're my friend I'll be there till the end
It's not incest if you're adopted.
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings didn’t Jesus have four
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
Your mama is so nasty. She showed up to red lobster with her own crabs.
Why are white guys dating black women? So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father
What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton? Some people don’t pick it
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church? They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
What comes after 69 Period
How do you make a lesbian upset Give her a multiplication test
