A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase.

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People who are afraid of pedophiles… need to grow up.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.

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Why do people make fun of crippled people? Because they can’t stand up for themselves

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I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

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What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Having legs.

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Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

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“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

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My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

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What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

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What concert costs 45 cents? – 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

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A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, “I’m scared.”

The pedophile says, “You think you’re scared? I have to walk back alone!”

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If a woman sleeps with 10 men she’s a slut, but if a man does it… He’s gay, definitely gay.

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I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.

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if she is nine she is mine

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What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

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A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

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A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”

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