What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS

Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.

What do you call a cow that’s on the ground? Ground beef

Gay

Mom told me drugs are my enemies Jesus said to like your enemy’s Yay i can like drugs then

my life.

Nasa equals Nugget and shit anmiture

Orphan have no home

What was jesus’s favourite food? Answr: sNAILS

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road

Cause it got knocked down on its way

Why can’t orphan have sex They have no one to call daddy

Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn’t get up the stairway to Heaven.

I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said “Bet” and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent

my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.

no witnessess

What’s the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣