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Woman- What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich
Husband- I know! How about you COMEBACK with a godda*n sandwich?
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback
why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you
What ya call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? What's there gone they never come back.
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
I forgot what a boomerang was oh well it’ll come back to me
what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
Why do orphans like boomerangs.Because they come back unlike their dad.
no u !!!!!
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
