Comeback Jokes

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My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich

roses are red violets are blue...i fucked your mothers ass and she had you

What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?

They are all insane comebacks!!!

Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback

A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"