Proper Blood Donation

I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke is that he brought in someone else's blood, which is a crime. You're so slow you probably still think the tooth fairy is a viable financial strategy.

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