Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Pet Insurance
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slow-poke. The guy isn't worried about a literal cat. He's using 'pussy' as a double meaning for her anatomy. You probably think pet insurance is for your rubber ducky. Based.
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