Dark Humor

I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand?

The blind start reading your face

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII

Rainbow Six Siege

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready kids?🤣

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I´m still choosing." She looked horrified.

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

the f in orphan stands for family

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school

i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is