Dark Humor


I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.


My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.


I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league


How do you know your acne is getting out of hand?

The blind start reading your face


what do you call 6 gay men in WWII

Rainbow Six Siege


What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

I´m still choosing...

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I´m still choosing." She looked horrified.


Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.


Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.


Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

ur mom

dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it


Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.


the f in orphan stands for family


Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.

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i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

Anonymous 69
in Orphan

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told


Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is