Dark Humor

Girlfriend

loophole
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I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.

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Blood Type

Anonymous
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My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Gun

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the doctor gave me one year to live, so i shot him with my gun. the judge gave me 15 years. problem solved!

Orphan

Deez
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Darkness

ur mom
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dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

Baby

Anonymous
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What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

Ball

Hardlynkrmalp5
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I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league

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Daughter

I´m still choosing...
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When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I´m still choosing." She looked horrified.

Darkness

Anonymous
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Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Baby

Dark_Shadow
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Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.

Legs

Anonymous
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Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Darkness

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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.

Emo

Mnorman0500
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Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Cop

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girl: hey why don't you come over?

guy: i cant. cops are looking for me, they say i killed 2 people.

girl: cmon, my parents aren't home.

guy: about that. . .

Emo

kiana
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How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

Darkness

KGZ
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what do you call 6 gay men in WWII

Rainbow Six Siege

Darkness

Anonymous
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Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.