Girlfriend
I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.
I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand?
The blind start reading your face
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
the doctor gave me one year to live, so i shot him with my gun. the judge gave me 15 years. problem solved!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I´m still choosing." She looked horrified.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
girl: hey why don't you come over?
guy: i cant. cops are looking for me, they say i killed 2 people.
girl: cmon, my parents aren't home.
guy: about that. . .
How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII
Rainbow Six Siege
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.