Dark Humor

Anonymous

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

Anonymous

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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ur mom

dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

Hardlynkrmalp5

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we’re playing rocket league

F...motheringsonofab....

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

Dark_Shadow

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying… but I decided to abort.

Mnorman0500

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks… You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Anonymous 69
in Orphan

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane
I´m still choosing...

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, “Which one is yours?” and he replied, “I´m still choosing.” She looked horrified.

Ugh

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it’s called dark humor for a reason

X

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East

Anonymous

Dark humor is like a cancer, it’s funnier when a kid gets it.

Anonymous

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids

Anonymous

April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.

Anonymous

i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself

Mnorman0500

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging

Anonymous

kid asks "what is dark humor?" me points"see at that guy across the street…" kid:"i can’t… I’m blind" me:"exactly "

Anonymous

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.