Darkness

Anonymous

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Darkness

F...motheringsonofab....

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

Legs

Anonymous

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

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Darkness

Anonymous

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids

Common

X

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East

Darkness

Zane

Rules of Dark humor:

  1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
  2. No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
  3. Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
  • Sincerely, Zane

Darkness

Ugh

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it’s called dark humor for a reason

Orphanage

Anonymous

April Fools Joke: Go to a orphanage and say your parents came back.

Common

Ethan Johnson

What do parents and toast have in common?

If their both black you have nothing to eat.

Darkness

ur mom

dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

Orphan

Anonymous 69

Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told

Baby

Dark_Shadow

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying… but I decided to abort.

Baby

Yeet

The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

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Darkness

Anonymous

kid asks "what is dark humor?" me points"see at that guy across the street…" kid:"i can’t… I’m blind" me:"exactly "

Difference

Anonymous
  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Emo

Anonymous

i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself

Darkness

Anonymous

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

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Arms

Jack

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

Orphan

LIL JIMBO

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.