My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I´m still choosing." She looked horrified.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
they say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
girl: hey why don't you come over?
guy: i cant. cops are looking for me, they say i killed 2 people.
girl: cmon, my parents aren't home.
guy: about that. . .
My Child: Dad, am I beautiful? Me: You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand?
The blind start reading your face
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.
What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East