The 400+ Best Dark Humor

I broke up with my girlfriend so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back.

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

How do you know your acne is getting out of hand?

The blind start reading your face

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready kids?🤣

the doctor gave me one year to live, so i shot him with my gun. the judge gave me 15 years. problem solved!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair Now we're playing rocket league

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I´m still choosing." She looked horrified.

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.