"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "your adopted" the sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, theres a spider. The blind man simply said. "Step on it".
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Some times I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said “it’s a deer.” The other said it “No it’s a coyote.” The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend "I cheated on you." she replied with "F**k you" I then said "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
