Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
if I told my mom she would make sure I have no eyes to see anymore
Awww
He be so nice
Ugh
Uh what鈥檚
dang the husband was right tho-she does have good eyesight:^lmao
I am sad
I just hope this joke didn't offend anyone.(I did not post this joke) And yeah I think it was pretty good
Uh oh...
damm
Lol
Worst
Stfu then Gwen
She鈥檚 probably black! Lol
@Gwen shut up bitch you look fat
20/20 vision
Whoever said stfu Gwen they literally said that they didn't mean it in a mean way so maybe you should shut your God damn mouth
Stop being mean everyone it's not okay to be mean . Gwenr I'm sure you are gorgeous or handsome. Don't listen to them please
you're not wrong
you're wrong
bro did not just
friend in the corner: congratulations for the third time
Heh heh.馃槒
Damn
drama queen 34
I LIKE IT BUT WAIT UNTIL I TELL MY DAD HA HA HA HA!