What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Three nuns are on their way up to heaven after having been involved in a terrible minibus crash on the Italian Alps that killed them and the driver (he went the other direction!) As they’re approaching the Pearly Gates to be interview by St. Peter, they are requested by an attendant to form a single line and wait. Sister Agnes is first, Sister Bernadette behind her and Sister Carmel on the end. Finally, St. Peter approaches the nuns to determine their worthiness for entry to Heaven. He says to the first nun : “Sister Agnes, have you ever seen the p.... of a man”? Sister Agnes bursts into tears and says : Yes, St. Peter, I have, but please don’t let this prevent me from entering the Kingdom of Heaven". St. Peter says : “Never fear, my child. Say a thousand Hail Marys and then go over to that font of Holy Water and wash your eyes out, then you shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven”. Sister Carmel sees what’s going on and taps Sister Bernadette on the shoulder, somewhat urgently. “Pssst - hey Bernie”!, she says. Sister Bernadette asks : “What is it?” A little annoyed. Sister Carmel says : “Do you mind if we swap places”? Sister Bernadette replies : “What for”? Sister Carmel says : “Well, I wouldn’t mind gargling before you stick your ass in there”!

What’s the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.

What do you call a private nun.

Nun-o-yo-business

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, “Its a bad habit”

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy

What do you call a nasty ass boy

SAM CAITHNESS

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft

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